your starting to get a boner

Ill post one You know you played to much cod when you steal somones flag and bring it your house

... When Everytime you see a hot girl Your nob Sags and whenever you see COD it jumps up and hits you in the Eye

-EnvyxHavok x

when u put something in the microwave and say "planting the bomb"

When you start thinking real life is cod

When you look like this - [ Register or Signin to view external links. ]

when you lay down , saying you have heard a sniper

When you take the batteries out of your controller and hit them against the wall, then burn them in a fire then place them on a roll and eat that roll. Then you take your controller and shove it so far up your @ss that it comes out your mouth, then you force the host to eat it.

Then you take a dump on your xbox 360 and set it on fire and you stink up your entire house.

All this because you got killed by a claymore.

you know you play to much cod when you think the UPS man is planting a c4 on your front door

mattyp500 wrote ~no matter where you are, you are extra cautious when you approach corners
~the only way you are turned on is if your girlfriend wears a ghillie suit.
~before you enter a room, you toss your keys in first
~you call a soldier on the news a Noob for having the M203 on his M16
~you watch the GPS in your car for red dots
~your dog joyfully jumps on to you and you break its neck
~you hold your breath to steady you pencil while writing
~you start using windows as entries and exit points around your house

You make som funny ones ill rep u