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Elsie wrote
Well, mine has to be when I was 5 and
had a crush on my cousin (Didn't know until I told my mom that I liked her.)
and I seen her butt-crack, and I stuck a blue crayon in there...


Please dont tell me this is true.....
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Elsie wrote
Well, mine has to be when I was 5 and
had a crush on my cousin (Didn't know until I told my mom that I liked her.)
and I seen her butt-crack, and I stuck a blue crayon in there...


That is the best thing i have read in a couple days hahahahha

Only thing thats creeps me out is that you still remember what colour the crayon was
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JM- wrote
Elsie wrote
Well, mine has to be when I was 5 and
had a crush on my cousin (Didn't know until I told my mom that I liked her.)
and I seen her butt-crack, and I stuck a blue crayon in there...

This one is wrong on so many levels, lmao.


Trust me, I am 100% aware of that...
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My most embarrassing moment happened about 3 months ago. I went to a party at 8pm, I expected to stay till like 11, but we stayed until 1 in the morning and by that time I was way too drunk to walk home. So my two friends carried me their house(they're twins) and I was sick in their bedroom a good 5 times. I woke up in sick covered blankets with my two friends staring at me in disgust ready to tell me what had just occurred...
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679 wrote
Elsie wrote
Well, mine has to be when I was 5 and
had a crush on my cousin (Didn't know until I told my mom that I liked her.)
and I seen her butt-crack, and I stuck a blue crayon in there...


Please dont tell me this is true.....


It is sad to say... I totally regret it, thank god I don't see her anymore.
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Elsie wrote
679 wrote
Elsie wrote
Well, mine has to be when I was 5 and
had a crush on my cousin (Didn't know until I told my mom that I liked her.)
and I seen her butt-crack, and I stuck a blue crayon in there...


Please dont tell me this is true.....


It is sad to say... I totally regret it, thank god I don't see her anymore.

I wonder why that is hahaha
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JM- wrote My most embarrassing moment happened about 3 months ago. I went to a party at 8pm, I expected to stay till like 11, but we stayed until 1 in the morning and by that time I was way too drunk to walk home. So my two friends carried me their house(they're twins) and I was sick in their bedroom a good 5 times. I woke up in sick covered blankets with my two friends staring at me in disgust ready to tell me what had just occurred...

Ive done something very similar, i was sick in my mates little brothers bed after prom.. i was steaming
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679 wrote
JM- wrote My most embarrassing moment happened about 3 months ago. I went to a party at 8pm, I expected to stay till like 11, but we stayed until 1 in the morning and by that time I was way too drunk to walk home. So my two friends carried me their house(they're twins) and I was sick in their bedroom a good 5 times. I woke up in sick covered blankets with my two friends staring at me in disgust ready to tell me what had just occurred...

Ive done something very similar, i was sick in my mates little brothers bed after prom.. i was steaming

Haha, I got prom in a few months I can see something similar happening.
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I just remembered this one too.
I was watching pr0n, and I was in my room about to do the
unspeakable when I fell asleep with my
hand down my pants.
Thank god my brother found me before my dad did.
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Ran across the street while screaming to someone i thought was my friend, i got there, realised it was def not my friend, awkwardly walked back across the street.
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