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Does Morgan Freeman control the fate of the universe?
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So I was watching TV and I saw a Capitol One commercial with Samuel L. Jackson and I thought, "hey, this guy looks like Morgan Freeman". So then I realized... What happens when you put Samuel L. Jackson and combine it with Morgan Freeman. You get Manuel L. Fackson. Which has nothing to do with any of this. That just happened to sound like a cool name. What we really need to consider is the amount of freckles on Morgan Freeman's face. There are exactly 64 freckles on Morgan Freeman's face. That is three less than the number/age of Samuel L. Jackson, who is 67. Morgan Freeman is 78. That is an eleven year difference. 11+3=14. Fourteen divided by 2 is equal to 7. and whats 67+7... 74. If you divide 74 by two you get 37. and If you take the 7 away from 37 you get 3. The exact difference between Samuel L. Jackson's age and the number of freckles on Morgan Freeman's face. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED, 360 no scope doritos mlg mountain dew sponsorship mom get the camera sam pepe exposed 2015 gone wrong in the hood gone sexual. but wait... Samuel L. Jackson does not look like Morgan Freeman does he... but then how do all of these numbers link together. The answer is simple. Morgan Freeman and his sidekick Samuel L. Jackson are working with each other to control every little detail of our lives and this universe, from the food you eat, to every little coincidence like this one. Morgan Freeman, controls the fate of the universe. Its only a matter of time before memes control this world. Prepare yourselves.
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Timbrellands (12-22-2015)
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Of course he does how did you not already know this
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