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Jokes that will make your friends and family laugh

Joke 1
Q: Why do Farts stink? A: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.

Joke 2
Q: Why did the Hedgehog cross the road? A: To see his Flat Mate.
Joke 3
Q: What do you call a Fish without an eye? A: A 'Fsh'!
Joke 4
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? A: They won't stop to ask directions.

Joke 5
Q:What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man? A: Big Foot's been spotted several times.

Joke 6
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.

Joke 7
Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A: "Dam".

Joke 8
Q: Why is divorce so expensive? A: Because it's worth it.

Joke 9
Q. What is black, white and red all over? A. A skunk with nappy rash.

Joke 10
Q. Why did the man jump out of the window? A. He wanted to catch a butterfly.

Joke 11
Q. Why did the monkey put a piece of steak on his head? A. He thought he was a griller.

Joke 12
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes? A. No eye deer.


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The joke #12 was funny to read. Haha keep updating topic. Make sure the jokes are funny not lame. Keep it up dude
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Im not to hip to the first joke.
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I like the first one!;)
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Number 12 was the only one that made me laugh to be honest, but thanks for sharing bud.
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