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#21. Posted:
FuttBucker
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went to the brothel
to get laid
grab sum hoes
and sum snackdonalds
and travelled to soviet russia
where i got high outta my mind
with that special russian stuff
then I passed out and woke up with my pants down
and sasquatch in my bed
To my surprise it was a woman
NOOOOOOOOOoooooooo it was my mother
but i made her suk me hard and fast
then the 5.0 busted down the door
and i jumped out a window
and forgot to pull my pants up
and everyone seen me naked
and FOX news came to broadcast me
So i piulled out muh glock and lit em up
Then I Ran Like Master Cheif To Jack A Wraith Because You know... Im Russia!
the end.
#22. Posted:
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went to the brothel
to get laid
grab sum hoes
and sum snackdonalds
and travelled to soviet russia
where i got high outta my mind
with that special russian stuff
then I passed out and woke up with my pants down
and sasquatch in my bed
To my surprise it was a woman
NOOOOOOOOOoooooooo it was my mother
but i made her suk me hard and fast
then the 5.0 busted down the door
and i jumped out a window
and forgot to pull my pants up
and everyone seen me naked
and FOX news came to broadcast me
So i piulled out muh glock and lit em up
Then I Ran Like Master Cheif To Jack A Wraith Because You know... Im in Russia!
Then to derail to catch the train to Karachi
#23. Posted:
OozingWithSwag
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Posts: 2,903
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went to the brothel
to get laid
grab sum hoes
and sum snackdonalds
and travelled to soviet russia
where i got high outta my mind
with that special russian stuff
then I passed out and woke up with my pants down
and sasquatch in my bed
To my surprise it was a woman
NOOOOOOOOOoooooooo it was my mother
but i made her suk me hard and fast
then the 5.0 busted down the door
and i jumped out a window
and forgot to pull my pants up
and everyone seen me naked
and FOX news came to broadcast me
So i piulled out muh glock and lit em up
Then I Ran Like Master Cheif To Jack A Wraith Because You know... Im in Russia!
Then to derail to catch the train to Karachi
Then I died
#24. Posted:
FuttBucker
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Joined: Jun 07, 201014Year Member
Posts: 5,144
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went to the brothel
to get laid
grab sum hoes
and sum snackdonalds
and travelled to soviet russia
where i got high outta my mind
with that special russian stuff
then I passed out and woke up with my pants down
and sasquatch in my bed
To my surprise it was a woman
NOOOOOOOOOoooooooo it was my mother
but i made her suk me hard and fast
then the 5.0 busted down the door
and i jumped out a window
and forgot to pull my pants up
and everyone seen me naked
and FOX news came to broadcast me
So i piulled out muh glock and lit em up
Then I Ran Like Master Cheif To Jack A Wraith Because You know... Im in Russia!
Then to derail to catch the train to Karachi
Then I died
The End
#25. Posted:
BeaR45xx
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but before I died...
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