After a night of making love the guy rolls over and says, "That's the best time I've ever had!" Then he notices a picture of a man on the night stand, so he began to worry.

"Is that your husband?"

"No silly," she replied as she snuggled to him.

"Your boyfriend then?"

"No, not at all," she said as she nibbled at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" the bewildered man demanded.

Calmly the girl replied, "That's me before the surgery..."

It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and an advertisement in the local paper were the main reasons for the long line that formed in front of the store by 8:30, the store's opening time.

A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw and knocked around a bit, then thrown to the end of the line again.

As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line: "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I don't open the store!"

It's your first time. As you lie back, your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed. As he approaches you, he asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He goes deeply and you shiver, your body tenses, but he's gentle like he promised he would be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him. He's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room, for easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause as little pain as possible. As he presses closer going deeper, you feel the tissue give way. Pain surges through your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears, but you shake your head and nod to go on. He begins going in and out with skill, but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments you feel something bursting within you as he pulls it out. You lay panting, glad to have it all over with. He looks at you and smiles warmly and tells you with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn, yet rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.