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Motto: existence is futile
Theres 400 bricks on a plane, 1 falls out how many are left?

399


A guy is trying to get a deer in the freezer what're the 3 steps too get a deer in a freezer?

Open it, Put in the deer, Close it.


The same guy is now trying to get an elephant in the freezer, what're the 4 steps to get an elephant into a freezer?

Open it, take the deer out, put the elephant in, close it.


Simba from the lion king is having a Birthday party all except what animal attend his party?

The elephant cause he's in the freezer


An old lady is trying to get across a river filled with alligators, how does she make it across?

All the alligators are at simbas birthday party


How does the old lady die?

She got hit by the brick
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Yams wrote
Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you.
Thanks for the giveaway btw


Enjoy the gold mate
#34. Posted:
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Visxal wrote Rangers FC


Oii oii you never say that lmao
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I'm more of a chemist, than I am a plumber.

terrible
#36. Posted:
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Celtic FC

Whats the worst thing about dating a blonde?

If you don't know what hole to put it in neither do they
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Adamu wrote Welcome to my gold giveaway

I will be gifting anything from 4-10 people through out today and Friday

How to enter
Tell me your best joke and if I find it funny I'll gift you gold

Winners
1. PMSL
2. Tsundere
3. Weah
4. Yams
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my name is adam? we made the world fam
#38. Posted:
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Thanks for this bro, really looking for some gold!!

My joke:

The rangers


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edit: Aww Visuaxl got there before me
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Larsson wrote Thanks for this bro, really looking for some gold!!

My joke:

The rangers


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edit: Aww Visuaxl got there before me


Absolute belter, hahaha

COME ON YOU BHOYS IN GREEN
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