Siri, why am I still single?
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Siri activates front camera.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman?

Snowballs

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Thanks for this man!
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An Frenchman, American, Russian, Chine and an Mexican sitting in a Train.

The American, Russian, Frenchman and the Mexican look to the Chine, because he pull a lot rice out of the window and told "We have enough of this in our Country".

A few minutes later the Russian pull a lot of vodka out of the window and told to the other "We have enough of it in our Country"

After minutes the Frenchman stand up and throw tonnes of Baguettes out of the train and told "We have enough of them in our country"

Now the American stand up, but the Mexican scream and run trough the hole train...

But the American only want to exit the train


Sorry for my bad English hope it is also funny with my broken English :p



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Thanks a lot and good luck everyone !

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What did the egg say at the party

This is the best joke I could think of vvv

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