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Who wanna battle me in a yo mama contest? Bet ill win
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Who wanna battle me in a yo mama contest? Bet ill win Posted:

Davey_
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Heres mine to start off...
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A.,
Chicago...
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MarcioAzevedo
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Your momma's so stupid she had you!!
I think i win
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Davey_
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That was bad....
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the
b*tches good side!
#4. Posted:
Davey_
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Damn someone post,
Yo mama is so fat, she walked past the TV and I missed 7 episodes of 60 minutes
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CrAzYsHoOtEr
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yo momma is so hairy the only langeusch she speaks is chew bacca

sorry for the spelling
#6. Posted:
Davey_
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Nice nice,
I got one
Your mom is so fat and black that when she went into the ocean, everyone yelled "oil spill!"
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IamKillzyaz
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o rlly your mom is such a mom shes a mom and no need to post a 4 times on your own post


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#8. Posted:
CrAzYsHoOtEr
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Yo momma so dumb when the computer said 'press any key to continue' she couldn't find the 'any' key
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your mums like a hoover she sucks she blows and she gets laid in a cubbord i win
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Davey_
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@ Redemption huh?
Yo mama is so old that when Jesus said "let there be light" he told your mom to move her fat a** out of the way.
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