[quote="younglinkcon1"][quote="MrPerfect209"]

-Darkness- wrote I havent told too many people about this because its pretty bad but here it is, I was driving home from work one day and at a bridge junction above the motorway someone tried to car jack me, He put a 50cal Magnum to my head and shot it, it hurt pretty bad but thats not the worst part, it penetrated through to my car engine and it blew up shortly after. I managed to stumble out from my car whilst i was covered in flames but the man was pretty annoyed so he stabbed me 12 times and slit my throat. I stumbled out into the road and got hit by 3 cars. The third car sent my flying off the bridge onto the motorway. More cars hit me and i rolled down a hill into a canal. I managed to swim to the top but then a Lion came out of nowhere and ripped my stomach open. I tried to escape but i fell into some barbed wire and got both my legs cut off. I then got struck by lightning. I managed to crawl into the hospital and luckily i've healed all my wounds. I do still have a few scars though.[/ fake dude fake

No sh/it its fke...lmao

I actually choked on some juice today..

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I was climbing the rocky mountain. i use without saftly and ropes. my little two friends asked me to climb the rocky mountain with them. You can't even image how hard it is. i was stuck at the middle of rocky mountain. I'm trying to to get up there but there are too many pieces of rocks. I slide my shoes a lot and i can't get up. I start to slided down about 3 feet. Lucky i hit my hand to another rock. But About few inches of these to my feet. It's complete deep and more than 500 feets. if i missed to hold the other rock.. i wouldn't be here..

Thank god!

You always have near death experiences
anything can happen to make you die
I could be having a near death experience right now.
The roof could collapse
I could fall through the floor
my laptop could shock me and kill me

anything can happen

Ive almost drowned like three times

I have actually almost got hit by a car,
Oh I forgot to say 3 times =/

younglinkcon1 wrote and wen i was 9 my 7 year old bro got stabed the killer made me watch the he shot me and stabed me now i live by meslf dude dnt tlk **** bout me dude life suks ffor me all ready jerk

yah try this u dnt now pain......

Fell in a scalding hot bath when i was 8,
lost aalot of my skin on my back,
had to have some skin from my leg and arm to make it up, words cant discribe the pain.

~Tom

Fell in a scalding hot bath when i was 8,
lost aalot of my skin on my back,
had to have some skin from my leg and arm to make it up, words cant discribe the pain.

~Tom[/quote] read this wen i was 9 my 7 year old bro got stabed the killer made me watch the he shot me and stabed me now i live by meslf dude dnt tlk **** bout me dude life suks ffor me all ready ****

Almost got hit by a car checking the mail