Heart wrote hey, this guy is legit, it happened to me too.

Then, we all got on the rocket and flew up to the moon and saw John F. Kennedy there and we all had group sex. When that was done, he gave us the ice gun, so we fell back to Earth back to Der Riese and grabbed the WonderWaffle. We then teleported back to Kino Der Toten and watched a movie called My **** by Mickey Avalon. We teleported back to a secret escape pod and flew back to Ascension and rode back into the map on the lander to the fourth lander building. Samantha was waiting there and then we stuffed our dingalings into her and defeated her. The big monkey blew up right when that happened. No more zombies spawned.

THEN, we reached the safe haven.




True Story.

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