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In this forum post your best pick up line that you would say to girl or guy (for females).
I will Update this post and put your pick up lines in the post. Just post below.
It should be very interesting reading these pick up lines.
nice legs. when do they open? (pantsgoblin2)
wanna come over and play battleship. ill show you my destroyer (pantsgoblin 2)
****** make me a sandwich! (Oopz)
Get Your Coat Your Pulled (AngelGirl)
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you (Mawlud)
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access. (Mawlud)
Lets play soldiers. I lay down and you blow the hell out of me. (mrmacgee)
Lets play carpenter. We first get hammered then we bang. (mrmacgee)
Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee falling for you. (mrmacgee)
Is your dad a terroist? Cause your the bomb. (mrmacgee)
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water. (mrmacgee)
Did you fart? Cause you blow me away. (mrmacgee)
do u like poles?? want one! (ozzie96wazere)
If I jumped on your back would you beat me off? (TehKevmaster)
Can i stick my USB in? (Buncez)
How big's your Hard drive? (Buncez)
You dont have any Virus do you? (Buncez)
My love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in. (KinkyTurtle)
Do you have a library card? 'cause I'd like to sign you out. (KinkyTurtle)
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. (KinkyTurtle)
Are you a gardner, 'cos I want to put your tulips and my tulips together. (KinkyTurtle)
You've got all the curves, and I got all the angles. (KinkyTurtle)
Are your parents retarded? 'cause you sure are special. (KinkyTurtle)
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream. (KinkyTurtle)
If you and I were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. (KinkyTurtle)
Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks! (KinkyTurtle)
Is ur dad a baker? Cause your a cutie pie (Abita)
Nice shoes. Wanna F$%#? (Woofers)
My back hurts... Will you rub it for me? Sure. The funny thing is, My back is located on my ***** (Gucci_Xi)
I hope you're as good as your mom (Gucci_Xi)
Is your name sunny cause your hot. (TTG_TYLAN)
Is your name windy cause your blowing me away. (TTG_TYLAN)
do you work on a farm? Cause u know how to raise a *****! (monster69)
Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway? (Feargoyle)
If you buy me a drink i'l buy you for the night (DaleUK)
if u were a booger ide pick u first xD (TTG_JIMMY)
if i could re-arange the alphabet ide put u and i together (TTG_JIMMY)
hey tuts nice ass (TTG_JIMMY)
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! (aerospec)
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I will Update this post and put your pick up lines in the post. Just post below.
It should be very interesting reading these pick up lines.
Pick-Up Lines
nice legs. when do they open? (pantsgoblin2)
wanna come over and play battleship. ill show you my destroyer (pantsgoblin 2)
****** make me a sandwich! (Oopz)
Get Your Coat Your Pulled (AngelGirl)
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you (Mawlud)
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access. (Mawlud)
Lets play soldiers. I lay down and you blow the hell out of me. (mrmacgee)
Lets play carpenter. We first get hammered then we bang. (mrmacgee)
Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee falling for you. (mrmacgee)
Is your dad a terroist? Cause your the bomb. (mrmacgee)
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water. (mrmacgee)
Did you fart? Cause you blow me away. (mrmacgee)
do u like poles?? want one! (ozzie96wazere)
If I jumped on your back would you beat me off? (TehKevmaster)
Can i stick my USB in? (Buncez)
How big's your Hard drive? (Buncez)
You dont have any Virus do you? (Buncez)
My love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in. (KinkyTurtle)
Do you have a library card? 'cause I'd like to sign you out. (KinkyTurtle)
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. (KinkyTurtle)
Are you a gardner, 'cos I want to put your tulips and my tulips together. (KinkyTurtle)
You've got all the curves, and I got all the angles. (KinkyTurtle)
Are your parents retarded? 'cause you sure are special. (KinkyTurtle)
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream. (KinkyTurtle)
If you and I were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. (KinkyTurtle)
Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks! (KinkyTurtle)
Is ur dad a baker? Cause your a cutie pie (Abita)
Nice shoes. Wanna F$%#? (Woofers)
My back hurts... Will you rub it for me? Sure. The funny thing is, My back is located on my ***** (Gucci_Xi)
I hope you're as good as your mom (Gucci_Xi)
Is your name sunny cause your hot. (TTG_TYLAN)
Is your name windy cause your blowing me away. (TTG_TYLAN)
do you work on a farm? Cause u know how to raise a *****! (monster69)
Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway? (Feargoyle)
If you buy me a drink i'l buy you for the night (DaleUK)
if u were a booger ide pick u first xD (TTG_JIMMY)
if i could re-arange the alphabet ide put u and i together (TTG_JIMMY)
hey tuts nice ass (TTG_JIMMY)
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! (aerospec)
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nice legs. when do they open?
wanna come over and play battleship. ill show you my destroyer
wanna come over and play battleship. ill show you my destroyer
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Bitch make me a sandwich!
(only a joke ladies)
(only a joke ladies)
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Omg your *insert name of hot celebrity that they kinda reseble*. What are you doing in a place like this?
*They reply "im not *name*"
Oh, i seen your beautiful face, nd thought, oh, sorry.
Fancy a drink?
Never worked once, got a few laughs tho
*They reply "im not *name*"
Oh, i seen your beautiful face, nd thought, oh, sorry.
Fancy a drink?
Never worked once, got a few laughs tho
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Get Your Coat Your Pulled
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AngelGirl wrote Get Your Coat Your Pulled
Good shout. I might try that one on saturday. Ill post back if it works. 8)
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GhillieUpaTree wrote Omg your *insert name of hot celebrity that they kinda reseble*. What are you doing in a place like this?
*They reply "im not *name*"
Oh, i seen your beautiful face, nd thought, oh, sorry.
Fancy a drink?
Never worked once, got a few laughs tho
haha i like how you admitt it never worked!
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Tighe wroteGhillieUpaTree wrote Omg your *insert name of hot celebrity that they kinda reseble*. What are you doing in a place like this?
*They reply "im not *name*"
Oh, i seen your beautiful face, nd thought, oh, sorry.
Fancy a drink?
Never worked once, got a few laughs tho
haha i like how you admitt it never worked!
I did get a cheaky lil peak on the cheak tho..
I dont care if it was from my Gran.
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hahahahahhaha !
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Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
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