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Whats the funniest pick upp line youve ever used on a girl?
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THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL JUST POST A REPLY TO THE FUNNIEST PICK UP LINE YOUVE EVER USED ON A GIRL OR YOUVE EVER HEARD (:

MINE : "They call me BIG sloppy"
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"Hello. I am a pedophile. Come into my Van"
Gets them everytime
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ME: UMM excuse me but do you know how much a polar bear weighs ?

GIRL: No how much ?

ME: Enough to brake the ice
hi im isaac '

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regiTiger wrote "Hello. I am a pedophile. Come into my Van"
Gets them everytime
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
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I wish i was math homework because then i would be hard and you could do me on a desk
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hi my name is.
runs away
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"nice legs, when do they open?"
works everytime lol.
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whell i asked a girl out and she said no cause she had a boy friend so i said babe a boyfriend is just a road block push them out of the way and get a knew one
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me:Hey do you wanna go to the beach?
girl:erm sure but why?
me:so i can ride you like sea biscuit
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Guy : "want to play rape?"

Girl : "no!"

Guy : "That's the spirit"
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