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A Deaf Marrage (18+ Joke)
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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decide find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex then, reach over and pull on my penis.....fifty-times."

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Better than i expected.
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innapropriate but funny
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lol funny hard to discuss becuz would sound rude lol ada) ee000)
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thats **** hialrious hahaha that was good.
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It's old and i've heard it before.
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haha thats funy
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Old Joke. I thought i was immature.
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I'm 15 and this jokes is old lol. Still cracks me up though I guess.
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lmao so good i wanna be like them pull it 50 times:P
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