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#61. Posted:
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Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
#62. Posted:
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Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
#63. Posted:
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xXBRMZxJTAGZXx wrote Do you work for ups cause i can see your staring at my package =)

I love this one! lol, everyone keep this topic alive, it is so funny! 8)
#64. Posted:
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how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice!
#65. Posted:
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sharkattack61 wrote how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice!

haha!
love it.

"Wanna play TV? I'll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise."
8)
#66. Posted:
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Any more pickup lines? 8)
#67. Posted:
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How much does a polar bear weigh?
Her: I dont know..
You: Enough to break the ice, Hi im alex
#68. Posted:
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Hey make me a sandwich
#69. Posted:
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wildman427 wrote "Do you work on a farm? Because u sure know how to raise a ****!"


haha!! i had 2 change my pants on that one..
#70. Posted:
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do you have a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants.
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