#971. Posted:
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I Love DaleUK For This (No Homo)
#972. Posted:
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i just used some of these myself.

thanks
#973. Posted:
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Yo Mamma Is So Black That When A Cop Tried To Shoot Her
The Bullet Went Back To Get A Flashlight.

:Troll:
#974. Posted:
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YOUR MUM IS SO SMALL SHE USES A TEA BAG AS A PILLOW


LOL
#975. Posted:
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9th wrote YOUR MUM IS SO SMALL SHE USES A TEA BAG AS A PILLOW


LOL
atully i was with your mom last night good times
#976. Posted:
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heres a "your mum" joke that i find funny:
your mum is so fat if you drag a cheeseburger around a race track she will go faster than an F1 racecar and she will leave more skidmarks
#977. Posted:
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* Your mom is like a brick, she's dirty, flat on both sides and always get laid by mexicans.
* Your mom is like a 2 by 4, flat, smooth, and easy to nail.
* Your mom is like a fire hydrant, on every corner.
* Your mom is like a shotgun, two cocks: and she's ready to blow.
* Your mom is like a screwdriver, everyone gets a turn.
* Your mom is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
* Your mom is like a lamp, everyone gets a turn.
* Your mom is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered and **** down an alley 20 times a night, for 5 dollars an hour
* Your mom is like a bowling ball, She gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, and you know what? She just keeps coming back for more.
* Your mom is like a gas station, pump first then pay.
* Your mom is like Burger King, "Your way right away."
* Your mom is like Timex, "Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin"
* Your mom is like 7-Eleven, she's always full of indians.
* Your mom is like McDonald's, "Serving Millions."
* Your mom is like Domino's, "Hot, Wild, Now."
* Your mom is like Home Depot, 50 cents a screw
* Your mom is like a refrigerator, every guy loves to stick their meat in her
* Your mom is like Pizza Hut, if it's not there in 30 Minutes, it's free
* Your mom is like a rail road, laid all over the country.
* Your mom is like an SUV, big, black, and full of Mexicans.
* Your Mom is like a Nascar Driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day
* Your mom is like a door; I banged her all night.
* Your mom is like a police station, dicks go in and out of her day and night.
* Your mom is like good paint, cheap and easy to spread.
* Your mom is like Chinese food, every one gets a chance to eat her out.
* Your mom is like a toilet, fat, white and smells like shit.
* Your mom is like a bike, everyone can ride.
* Your mom is like a fast food restaurant, in n' out, fast and easy.
* Your mom is like a seniors bus, older guys get on and off her all day.
* Your mom is like a library open to the public.
* Your mom is like a chrismas tree, people always hang balls on her.
* Your mom is like Marxism, everyone gets a share.
* Your mom is like a towel, i use her, get her wet, and leave her on the floor feeling dirty and used
#978. Posted:
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mw3futurehacking2 wrote * Your mom is like a brick, she's dirty, flat on both sides and always get laid by mexicans.
* Your mom is like a 2 by 4, flat, smooth, and easy to nail.
* Your mom is like a fire hydrant, on every corner.
* Your mom is like a shotgun, two ****: and she's ready to blow.
* Your mom is like a screwdriver, everyone gets a turn.
* Your mom is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
* Your mom is like a lamp, everyone gets a turn.
* Your mom is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered and **** down an alley 20 times a night, for 5 dollars an hour
* Your mom is like a bowling ball, She gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, and you know what? She just keeps coming back for more.
* Your mom is like a gas station, pump first then pay.
* Your mom is like Burger King, "Your way right away."
* Your mom is like Timex, "Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin"
* Your mom is like 7-Eleven, she's always full of indians.
* Your mom is like McDonald's, "Serving Millions."
* Your mom is like Domino's, "Hot, Wild, Now."
* Your mom is like Home Depot, 50 cents a screw
* Your mom is like a refrigerator, every guy loves to stick their meat in her
* Your mom is like Pizza Hut, if it's not there in 30 Minutes, it's free
* Your mom is like a rail road, laid all over the country.
* Your mom is like an SUV, big, black, and full of Mexicans.
* Your Mom is like a Nascar Driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day
* Your mom is like a door; I banged her all night.
* Your mom is like a police station, **** go in and out of her day and night.
* Your mom is like good paint, cheap and easy to spread.
* Your mom is like Chinese food, every one gets a chance to eat her out.
* Your mom is like a toilet, fat, white and smells like ****.
* Your mom is like a bike, everyone can ride.
* Your mom is like a fast food restaurant, in n' out, fast and easy.
* Your mom is like a seniors bus, older guys get on and off her all day.
* Your mom is like a library open to the public.
* Your mom is like a chrismas tree, people always hang balls on her.
* Your mom is like Marxism, everyone gets a share.
* Your mom is like a towel, i use her, get her wet, and leave her on the floor feeling dirty and used

I love this section so much.
#979. Posted:
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awesome post, well done
#980. Posted:
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This is an amazing thread thanks for this
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