#1431. Posted:
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Theses jokes are brilliant.
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efren1998 wrote ha mom mom mom mom mom not funny
your moms a mom
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OMG this is so funny. Even though they aren't nice lol. Very nice post must have took a lot of time.
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Your mom is so fat, She needs a remote for a remote.
Your mom is so stupid, She threw a rock at the ground and missed.

thats what I've heard around
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Never seen so many your mom jokes in my life :O
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good post but your mom jokes are quite old
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hahah omg funny:D keep up the good jokes
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Your Mom is so fat Steven hawkings based his blackhole theory on you moms butthole.
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Your mum Jokes - Awesome!

I throught this is a 2005 thing.

Anyways love it tho DaleUK,
Thanks for your topic,

Let's start,
1. Your Mum's like a vacuum cleaner she sucks, She blows and get laid in the closet.

2. Your mum...

is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Your mum is so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her

Your mum is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Your mum is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Your mum is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Your mum is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Your mum is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Your mum is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Your mum is so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Your mum is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"

Your mum is so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
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Your Momma is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean high tide came in.
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