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samule wrote
Getting a call from your bank due to large purchases on TTG gold, now if that's not funny I don't know what it is.
my bank called after the 150 gifts in shoutbox last month and i had to explain what it was and they were like uhhh ok
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What did the dj call his first son?

Eeric

P.s I'm good how are you
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What is 50 cent half brother name?????


25 cents ha ha
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Lagunitas wrote Well it's been about 5 or so years since I've done this and seeing that I'm about 24 gifts until the + badge. I'm going to gift until my bank calls so...


Rules: make me laugh get a gift,


Other rule: no google copy and paste make it original


Other other rule: if you would like to volunteer someone for a gift you must leave a funny












Other other other rule: if you read this far hi, how ya doin?


Why did the gay guy get fired from the sperm bank??

He got caught drinking on the job
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3 beetroot burgers, fries and 3 wooden high chairs please drive.

If you don't laugh at that, read this.

If that doesn't make you laugh then Fock you but...

Once apon a time there was a jumbo sausage and a spec of dust. They we're the best of friends and one day they both decided to go to the fun fair.
The jumbo sausage wanted to go on all the rides such as the dodge ems, the carousel and the go carts but the spec of dust said he was too small to ride the rides, so he decided to play on the stalls. He played on the coconut stall and the catch a duck stalll.
They all met up after that to get some candy floss and they headed home.
The spec of dust asked, "how was your day?". The jumbo sausage replied, "ohhh brilliant mate, I went on all the rides and have a fantastic time, thank you for asking! What about yourself?"
The spec of dust replied " ohhh it was brilliant, I won a goldfish on the catch a duck stall"

They opened the bag and there's was TWO GOLDFSH IN THERE! Hahaha haha
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Do you ever wander why Mexicans are safe playing uno?? They Always have a Green Card!
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How does a deaf gynecologist do his job ? He reads lips all day =D
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TOXIC wrote I'll enter
mf didnt even read the post
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Knock knock!!!


we used to have the same name

George bush!


hope you are well, bro!
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