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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. |
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Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh. |
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Tell you a joke?
My life. |
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What does a clock do when it's still hungry?
It goes back four seconds. |
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Once apon a time there was a jumbo sausage and a speck of dust. They we're the best of friends and one day they both decided to go to the fun fair.
The jumbo sausage wanted to go on all the rides such as the dodge ems, the carousel and the go carts but the speck of dust said he was too small to ride the rides, so he decided to play on the stalls. He played on the coconut stall and the catch a duck stalll. They all met up after that to get some candy floss and they headed home. The speck of dust asked, "how was your day?". The jumbo sausage replied, "ohhh brilliant mate, I went on all the rides and have a fantastic time, thank you for asking! What about yourself?" The speck of dust replied " ohhh it was brilliant, I won a goldfish on the catch a duck stall" They opened the bag and there's was TWO GOLDFSH IN THERE! |
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Chosen wrote ur mother dislike |
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Whats a similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?
They both get to smell it but can't taste it! |
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I took an epileptic girl to a rave once. I jokingly told her, "This place has rave reviews", but she just rolled her eyes at me. |
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