#451. Posted:
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Yo momma is so fat that she is banned from "all you can eat" restaurants.
Yo momma is so fat that when she goes to Disneyland all the little kids want to ride her.
Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the ground.
Yo momma is so stupid she locked herself inside a bathroom and pissed her pants.

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juvenileoscar wrote what's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

it only takes one nail to hang the the picture of Jesus.


hahaha

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#452. Posted:
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xIVIcMuFFiiNx wrote Yo momma is so fat that she is banned from "all you can eat" restaurants.
Yo momma is so fat that when she goes to Disneyland all the little kids want to ride her.
Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the ground.
Yo momma is so stupid she locked herself inside a bathroom and pissed her pants.

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juvenileoscar wrote what's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

it only takes one nail to hang the the picture of Jesus.


hahaha

- Rep, It's a "yo momma" section not a "make jokes about jesus" section.

haha, rofl, that was funny
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your mamma lol thats the joke jk haha
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Your mom's like a Phone, Pay as you go!
Your mom's so fat she blocks out the sun.
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awsome post very funny new joke perfect post
#456. Posted:
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thats realy funny dale
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Your mum is so hairy, she puts King Kong to shame.
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Couldn't be bothered reading them all so if this 1s already there soz for re-posting Your mums like a door nob everybody gets a turn or Your mums so fat every time the door bell rings she runs to the microwave
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Man those are alot of jokez
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OMG loling like almost the whole time
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