#1151. Posted:
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| Yo mom is a Fat male with greasy hair who plays Skyrim and masturbates frequently |
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#1152. Posted:
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your mum is so fat the only thing stopping her from weight watched is the door
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#1153. Posted:
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yo momma so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person ata time please.
I dont know if this was posted or not but there is too many too look for |
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#1154. Posted:
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| your mums so fat she makes whales look like tic tacs and your mum so stupid she stared at a ford car for a hour just because it said focus! |
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| NICE (y) thanks now i know more |
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| i cant stop reading these! there so funny! |
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#1157. Posted:
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| Your mum's so fat when she went into Mc Donalds they asked her what she don't want on it. |
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#1158. Posted:
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| put this one on ur mom is so fat when god said let there be light he told ur mom to get out of the way |
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#1159. Posted:
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your mums like a shot gun 2 cocks and she blows.
your mums like a squirrel all ways has nuts in her mouth. Your momma's **** is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn. Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet. Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking. Yo mama's like whitney houston won't let me go in the bathroom to do a shit. |
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#1160. Posted:
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| your mum so fat i took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing |
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