Hangar wrote Probably go cinema and watch midget porn in ultra hd

Frog wrote

Ghost wrote Collect cars/petrol through siphoning, gather as much power sources as possible whilst picking up a load of games to play and films. Tins of food and remaining food sources, most likely Twinkies (zombieland reference) Now, I don't know where/how to find or store water sources so I'd be left with 2 choices, search for a while end up dying from hydration and lose the ability to play games. Or number 2, play as many games as possible and drive cars until I died. I am aware some cars hold water, but the only way I'd see it possible of living off that is through charcoal/sand and rocks cleansing. I forgot the name of the process. But could I be bothered? Probably not.

Simple answer is: DIE

You'd be absolutely fine on the water. You'd have bottled water forever, there are water reservoirs all across the country / world, plus you could just purify water from the rivers. It's actually petrol which doesn't last all that long. Fortunately you don't need that to live though.

I think the biggest danger would be yourself, or perhaps wild animals. Or a tick.