GTA Online claims 'I'm Not A Hipster,' update says otherwise

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The latest addition to Grand Theft Auto Online will fill the virtual world with overly tight jeans, thick-rimmed glasses designed to express collective individuality and artfully distressed print tees torn from the dreams of Dov Charney.

Dubbed the "I'm Not A Hipster" update, this most recent DLC features new clothing, masks, tattoos and, of course, hairstyles that can only be described as "cool" under the most ironic of conditions. Additionally, Rockstar Games promises seven new vehicles will join the online crime-ridden wasteland. From classics like the Glendale to environmentally friendly minicars like the Panto, there's something for every carjacker. And, if you've got a large family (or crew of hardened criminals) to lug around, the update also adds a massive three-axel, six-seat Dubsta for those who reach Rank 100. Two antique weapons and twelve new jobs round out the "I'm Not A Hipster" update, for those who couldn't find gainful employment attaching birds to things or raising urban co-op poultry.

Rockstar has yet to reveal a precise release date for this latest addition, but as with all Grand Theft Auto Online add-ons, "I'm Not A Hipster" will be available at no charge.

Update: The "I'm Not A Hipster" update is out now on Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. Have fun!

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Source: http://www.joystiq.com/2014/06/17/gta-online-claims-im-not-a-hipster-update-says-otherwise/

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CyimkingPosted:

BellyBonez
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SamBoy991 im seems like last year they were bringing out updates and all the comments on here were like "bring out heists already" stop being such babies and wait BIATCH


People are angry because R* lied to us again about releasing Heists. I Highly Doubt they are going to release it anytime soon. The Hipster DLC was supposed to be the Heists Update,as they said the NEXT GTA5 Update will be Heists, and here we have the Hipster update and no Heists.


Yes, but they also said heists would be realised in "Spring" which isn't over yet


Heists will most likely will be a next gen feature tbh. It's obvious that heists when not be in the released soon. I'm over waiting for heists, at the point I am eager for them to drop a new expansion pack that will take us to a new city like Miami, Oregon or New York.

DeluxeHazardPosted:

I really like the vehicles they have added but it annoys me that they are removing so many of the methods to get enough money to buy those vehicles.

vWatsoncPosted:

Seven Vehicle ! Thats awesome, I hope they some of them are not too expensive :D

BellyBonezPosted:

Hei
SamBoy991 im seems like last year they were bringing out updates and all the comments on here were like "bring out heists already" stop being such babies and wait BIATCH


People are angry because R* lied to us again about releasing Heists. I Highly Doubt they are going to release it anytime soon. The Hipster DLC was supposed to be the Heists Update,as they said the NEXT GTA5 Update will be Heists, and here we have the Hipster update and no Heists.


Yes, but they also said heists would be realised in "Spring" which isn't over yet

WheyPosted:

Kixa I never knew they came out with an update i gotta check this out.


You should check out the masks which come with the update.
I'm sure your character would look good as a cat ;)

KixaPosted:

I never knew they came out with an update i gotta check this out.

CartierPosted:

We've been waiting so long for heists and they give us this garbage instead?

HeiPosted:

SamBoy991 im seems like last year they were bringing out updates and all the comments on here were like "bring out heists already" stop being such babies and wait BIATCH


People are angry because R* lied to us again about releasing Heists. I Highly Doubt they are going to release it anytime soon. The Hipster DLC was supposed to be the Heists Update,as they said the NEXT GTA5 Update will be Heists, and here we have the Hipster update and no Heists.

SamBoy991Posted:

im seems like last year they were bringing out updates and all the comments on here were like "bring out heists already" stop being such babies and wait BIATCH

SteeenPosted:

Empyrean Or instead of adding these updates now, wait until after heists come out so people actually have money to pay for these items added in the updates...


You couldn't have said this any better.


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