I deleted my stories, i'm getting hate for nothing, GL all!

I called NASA fat on MW3.

Here a good story, So I get on Xbox and gonna go play some CoD with NASA because he never played Cod and he invited me to the party and it said "Party was full." so I looked and we have the only one in the party. GET IT?! BECAUSE HE'S FAT?!

Oh god, being Clovr is so lonely...

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At one point I was playing Left 4 Dead with Blackwolfrunnin and we got into a game with an actual 5yr old boy named David. I tried getting him to sing his ABCs but he couldn't. We actually recorded it. We added him but deleted him later because he kept joining our games and screaming with the vocal ferocity of 1000 velociraptor made of jade. Its been almost a year since that day and I wonder if his GamerTag is the same, I should add him and see if he knows his ABCs yet.




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Mazur wants in on this.

probably the best moment on mw3 for me was when me and my freinds ran around capturing flags and we wasnt allowed to kill only throw smokes and yet we still one the game

K/D went crap but it was still fun and we had a few laughs

I have a couple of funny Gaming Moments

My first one is when i used to play Call of Duty a lot i used to camp, then when i finally got good i started to rage about other people camping so as a joke i ran out side and hid in a tree for 20 minutes and my friend text me that was inside waiting for me, he text me:

"Dude, where The $%^& are you?" (Friend)

I Replied to my friend "There not the only ones That can Camp!"

Was pretty embarrassing because he came out side laughing so hard.

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Second funniest moment is when I Played minecraft on the Computer lots my mom kicked me off the computer and told me to go outside... So i had a little Rage at here and went out side. I went to the tool shed grabbed a "Shovel, Axe, Ho, FireMans Axe (Pretended it was a pick axe) and when to the back 40 and started playing mine craft for real... My Dad came and found me and Shook his head...

I was probably 10 at the time of this story haha...

Sweet Jesus, if you want a novel just contact the DayZ forum base. Everyone there is a damn storywriter.

So here is a DayZ story I got.


So I spawned playing on the Rooster Teeth server when I got 2 of my other friends to play as well. It was about 3 PM so we had until, lets say about 7 PM till it starts getting dark. We spawned on the beach and decided to head for the main road, as we are running we see someone in a bus from about 2 miles away going in the opposite direction of us. We see a couple of houses and decide to run into them, I find a Winchester with one mag and take it. My friend finds a map and Revolver with 3 mags. After that we decide to keep going north to get deep into the land. On are way going north we spot a tower and go into it. We closed the gate and killed off all the zombies near up, my friend got hurt and needed bandages and we used up the last one so we needed to find some more. We went up to the top of the tower and logged out till morning.


When we logged back in we saw 3 people at the base of the tower and wanted to see if they were friendly, they did not know we were up here so wanted to talk first. As soon as we said we were up here they were kind and let us come down, my friend wanted to kill them so when we were all talking me and my friend opened fire on them. It was not even worth shooting them because them had nothing good but some ammo for are guns. After that we went more north and found are self's in a big field so we made a camp fire. IT WAS A BAD IDEA, Zombies were coming left and right and i ran out of ammo so I booked and and I see my friend died so I keep running and I start hearing a car so i look around but I don't see it and than the zombies catched up to me and I died.



And that my friends was my DayZ story.

Well, I think one of my funniest moments was when I was playing skyrim when they had come out with the update for the kinect fo voice cmds and I was screaming FUS ROH DAH at my xbox for an hour because NASA wouldent tell me how to turn it on and my mom came in and was like WTF are you doing, and I was like IDK! FUS ROH DAHING, Then NASA told me how to turn it on

I have a few gaming stories but i will start of with this one.

It was a Saturday afternoon when i was playing a simple Call of Duty match, got my water on the side and siting oon my bed right, so a couple hours go by but while i was playing my mom was telling me do this and do that, so i hid in a corner and did it, so there was one game where i was 5 away from a moab and my mom told me to bring her purse, So i Said WTF MOM LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE IM PLAYING, IVE BEEN DOING SHIT ALL DAY FOR YOU, next thing i know i hear silence, then right when im about to get a kill BOOM!! my mom slaps the Sshhhhhhh out of me, I went to grab my face and i pulled my xbox on the floor and that was the end of me playing xbox for 3 weeks

Not really funny but its a experience on what not to say to my mom

My funniest gaming moment is:
When I was younger around 10-11 I was with my friend, we was playing some MW2.
We would sometimes do good or bad, when It was my turn I was playing horribly on a 0 - 7 or something ratio.
Which went on for most of the game;
When I got killed again I started raging more and jumped into the corner of my room [My room was fairly messy/clean.) and started throwing my clothes and cover over me, shouting;
"YEAH I'M SO GOOD I CAN CAMP IN A CORNER YEAH I'M SO GOOD" repeatadley.

It was pretty embarrassing as-well, my friend just burst out laughing...

EDIT: I Re-edited it so it could be a paragraph long, just incase.