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Old story I thought wasn't funny, here is my new one!
There once was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly, that everyone died.
There once was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly, that everyone died.
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Well I was playing some MW3 2v2 with a friend.
These two kids joined and I started getting in an argument with him, after one game the kid stated that he gets more p***y then me, (he sounded like he was 5) then I stated no doesn't.
He then asked me how many cats do I have, and I said 0,
He said I have 2, therefore- I get more then you...
I was like WTF.
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These two kids joined and I started getting in an argument with him, after one game the kid stated that he gets more p***y then me, (he sounded like he was 5) then I stated no doesn't.
He then asked me how many cats do I have, and I said 0,
He said I have 2, therefore- I get more then you...
I was like WTF.
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My best gaming story is,
Me and my friend were playing Mw3 and it was domination on dome. So me being the non camper that i am i was running around killing kids, then in the corner of my screen i see a kid with noob in his gt join, and he starts shooting javelins randomly, im like 'ok just another skid they never kill me anyway.' then out of nowhere the javelin drops down on top of me, i re-spawn the kid shoot one again it lands on me again, so i start getting mad, i go on a 10 kill streak then the javelins kills me again, then i re-spawn and i rum forward and the again, and again, and again, so eventually i got so mad that i snapped my mic in half and bit the wires, then i threw my controller as hard as i could at the was and broke it, my friend wall watching the whole thing and me and him couldn't stop laughing.
Me and my friend were playing Mw3 and it was domination on dome. So me being the non camper that i am i was running around killing kids, then in the corner of my screen i see a kid with noob in his gt join, and he starts shooting javelins randomly, im like 'ok just another skid they never kill me anyway.' then out of nowhere the javelin drops down on top of me, i re-spawn the kid shoot one again it lands on me again, so i start getting mad, i go on a 10 kill streak then the javelins kills me again, then i re-spawn and i rum forward and the again, and again, and again, so eventually i got so mad that i snapped my mic in half and bit the wires, then i threw my controller as hard as i could at the was and broke it, my friend wall watching the whole thing and me and him couldn't stop laughing.
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#94. Posted:
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Motto: Quack
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Well when I first bought my Xbox I bought World at War on release. I went over the my friends house with two other friends, so there were four of us all together. We were really excited to start playing as my friend owned a projector. One of my other friends came round and brought Call of Duty 4. We went into his basement and started playing Modern Warfare. I stood up and accidentally knocked my Xbox over and we heard a loud whirring noise. I opened the disc tray and then saw that my friends disc had been completely scratched and was broken! So we had a little laugh and decided to go go-karting. However me knowing nothing about Xbox's at the time decided to leave it on mid-game so we could continue when we got back. We returned about 2 hours later and when we got into the basement we could smell smoke! We began to freak out and looked for the source. Then we saw the smoke rising from behind the sofa where my Xbox 360 was plugged in. The socket had caught on fire and actually burnt the back of his sofa! Great first impression of my Xbox!
Who is thumbing down every post?!
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I reckon my funniest story, GTA 4.
Me and my homiez were in a Tug on GTA & we was chasing the babes along the shore, smoking some CRAAAAZZZY REEEFA in my tug boat (i was just watching the waves) when i see my buddy cruising by in a speedboat yelling "Honk if you're Horny" so i honk my tug's horn and it was the most pathetic honk from anything, ever. It's one of those "you'd have to be there to understand" kinda things..
Me and my homiez were in a Tug on GTA & we was chasing the babes along the shore, smoking some CRAAAAZZZY REEEFA in my tug boat (i was just watching the waves) when i see my buddy cruising by in a speedboat yelling "Honk if you're Horny" so i honk my tug's horn and it was the most pathetic honk from anything, ever. It's one of those "you'd have to be there to understand" kinda things..
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Since I wont get anything deep in the pages...Here is goes.
I have only had Xbox live for around 3 years and I still remember my very first game of MW2 before it got Hacked to hell..But that is a different topic. Anyways, I was like look at me I'm a bad A**, I am going to do so awesome in this game of Team Deathmatch on Rust....Lets just say that I was not a bad a, and went 7-23 worst on my team...I cried myself to sleep that night, cause I got called a noob.
Well that my amazing story about when I sucked at video games...Im not much better today.
I have only had Xbox live for around 3 years and I still remember my very first game of MW2 before it got Hacked to hell..But that is a different topic. Anyways, I was like look at me I'm a bad A**, I am going to do so awesome in this game of Team Deathmatch on Rust....Lets just say that I was not a bad a, and went 7-23 worst on my team...I cried myself to sleep that night, cause I got called a noob.
Well that my amazing story about when I sucked at video games...Im not much better today.
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there was a boy who sucked his thumbs, so his mother cut off his thumbs,the end
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My best moment was when I got in to a lobby in mw2 with whiteboy7thst and everybody was raging and proper excited unfortunately we were on the other team. -_- About 1 min through we got host migration and it kicked everyone out I was so angry i punched the wall and fractured my knuckle
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Once my friend was on a 6-man snd online and My friend jumped off for the suicide did a tac-flip 720 fakie he got a hitmarker and said oh my f*cking god damn T*ttie babys and the whole lobby started pissing there pants
thats my funny story
thats my funny story
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1st Story
One of my best and funny moments of my gaming time, is when I was playing DALLMYD on xbox and we where playing mw3. while we where trying to do a weird challenges, and while we where in a lobby hoping to finish this challenge and we where all talking about random stuff, and while we where talking one guy was said he is eating ketchup packets. DALMYD was like eww (LOL), and soon we started sharing our strange addictions, some ones where like eating butter plain, and other strange things. But it was still all funny, later in the game we trolled some kids with a riot shield, blocking them in a corner and after the game ended the little 7 year old started saying we have hacks or something
One of my best and funny moments of my gaming time, is when I was playing DALLMYD on xbox and we where playing mw3. while we where trying to do a weird challenges, and while we where in a lobby hoping to finish this challenge and we where all talking about random stuff, and while we where talking one guy was said he is eating ketchup packets. DALMYD was like eww (LOL), and soon we started sharing our strange addictions, some ones where like eating butter plain, and other strange things. But it was still all funny, later in the game we trolled some kids with a riot shield, blocking them in a corner and after the game ended the little 7 year old started saying we have hacks or something
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