I Think My Most Most Memorable Moment On Xbox Live Was When I Was Playing An Innocent Game Of Halo: Reach, And I Found This Kid Who Really Was Annoying, So I Kindly Told Him To Be Quiet, And Then He Started Having A Go At Me So i Decided To Tell Him A Story (Which Contained Things I Cannot Say At This Precise Moment) Then After I Told Him The Most "...Graphic..." Part Of The Story, I Continued To Play Said Game When Suddenly - Disconnected - Typical... So I Reconnected And A Popup Appeared - "You Have Been Suspended From Xbox Live Until 31/12/9999" FFFFFUUUUUUUU!, I Then, In My Own Frustration Decided To Go DownStiars, With My Xbox In Hand Of Course,And Then Grab The Closest Thing To Me In The Fridge, Which I Was Hoping Was A Can Of Coke Or Something heavy, NO. I Then Proceeded To BEAT My Xbox... With A Fish. A Big Fish That We Were Going To Eat That Night, But No, Microsoft Went All Ugly On Me And They Felt The Wrath Of My Fish! I Then Proceeded To Attempt To Rip The Xbox Apart With My Hand, Only Getting As Far As To Removing The Faceplate Off The Front, And i Somehow Managed To Cut My Hand, And So i Took My Xbox And (Still in My Blind Anger) Threw The Xbox At My Feet And Body Slammed It. As I Got Up And Turned Around My Friend Was Standing There With A Look That Would Make The OMG Cat Look Like Gordon Brown. And i Turned Back To My Xbox And it Had Done A Hudini And
Vanished! So I Looked Around And it Had Managed To Fly Across The Patio And Onto The Grass, And That Is How We Got The New "Garden Gnome."

We Still Ate The Fish.
100% True Story



-MD5

i Was playing slender and i was on the 7th page and i saw the 8th page but then my flashlight went off so i kept running and then it went back on and the slenderman was there so i ran a different way and then as soon as i am about to win the game my laptop runs out of battery. :facepalm:

This is the story of how i lost my MW2 to a friend!

I was round my friends house and i bought my recording device so we could try to get some clips. When he stood up i kicked him in the back and he flew into his tv and Xbox. His Xbox fell over and scratched his MW2 disk and broke it. So i had to give him my disk.

So, one time I was raging on Call of Duty, and I yelled and cussed multiple times. (I know, badass right?)

So for the forth of July I go to a party at my neighbors house and my neighbor's parent comes up to me and asks me repeadtly why I cursed so much. My friends were next to me and as a result to that, it's became a common memory often brought up when I get angered.

May not be funny to you guys, but one of my greater memories on XBL.

Another good time was when Slyestcat showed me his WaW "mods".

I was playing Cod And I had one of those 200 dollar laptops(Those really small ones lol) and I kept getting killed, and then I socked the screen really hard and the whole thing cracked lol. I told my parents that it dropped off my bed and cracked xD

Once upon a time, Me and Fanboy (www.thetechgame.com/fanboy) stayed up all night playing Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 3. We were both saying some pretty funny stuff, including that I'm very homophobic when I'm gay. I was trying to say I get homophobic whenever I get mad, I call a ton of online users homo. Doesn't seen too funny written out, but also within that hour I fell asleep on Xbox.

probably my favorite and most memorable moment would definitely have to be when Black Ops first came out and you could use the GPD mod for 15th with about 9 million CoD points. I had so many kids raging like crazy and heard the words "I'm reporting you" so many times. It lasted for about a month, but I eventually got banned until December 31, 2999.

It wasn't an account with much on it, so it was quite worth the kids crying over xbox. Also the kids that were dick riding me to get 15th.

Gaming stories are to Mainstream.

I changed my favorite story.

My favorite has to be when my friend was over at my house and one of my other friends asked me what was his info for his profile and every time the one at my house signed in the other on would sign in so it kicked him off it was so funny and he was so mad when it kept happening I told him someone must of hacked into his account and he believed it. Down side is his profile got banned on my xbox and I went and hosted a xp lobby for mw2 and my account got banned till 9999 so I made another that got banned about 3 days later till 9999 which included a console ban.

This is a story involving my mom and xbox live.

Just an average night a few months ago, some friends and I were playing Call of Duty. We were about to go into a public match but Marcus had to do something in the kitchen for a minute. While he was gone, my mom was in the other room folding laundry, but for some reason she was unbuttoning the pants before she folded them, and when i noticed, I was quite confused. I shouted "Mom! Why are you unbuttoning your pants!", then my turtle beaches got unplugged when i stood up. My friends got a good laugh. Later on that night, Marcus told us that his mom had his turtle beaches on when he was in the kitchen.