A group of blonde people decided to get together and hold a blonde convention to prove that blondes aren't dumb. They invited all the blonde people in the area.
In the middle of the event, they chose one random person from the crowd to answer questions, to prove she could answer them as well as anybody else.
"What is twelve plus three?" asked the interviewer.
"Nineteen," she responded. The interviewer felt very uncomfortable, however, the crowd was still supportive. To help get the girl's confidence back up, they shouted, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
"I'm going to ask you another question," said the interviewer. "What is ten times five?"
The blonde was sure she would get it right this time. "Sixty!" she said.
The interviewer shook her head, but again, the crowd cheered, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
The interviewer said, "I'm going to give you one last chance. This will be a very easy question. What is two plus one?"
"Three!" said the blonde, happy to get a question she could finally answer correctly.
The interviewer was about to congratulate when she was interrupted by the cheering of the crowd: "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"

Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!

what run faster than a with a stolen tv: his brother with the dvd

what is the clock favorite spice: thyme

what is the mexican favorite sport : cross country

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Thank you for giveaway!
Good luck to everyone that decides to participate.

Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?

A: Is that you coughin'?

Also

Q: What did one computer say to the other?

A: 010101101010101010101

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest boobs in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21

this is a joke i do not mean to offend anyone

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen". The next day the parents decided to have s*x, the women said "feel my ti**ies" and the man said "feel my d**k". Their son walked in and asked "What does ti**ies and d**k mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats". On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "S**t" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using. Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "F**k" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey. Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bi**hes and bas**rds, put your d**ks and t**ties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the s**t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fuc**ng the turkey!