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#11. Posted:
-XboxOne-
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Move bich get outa the way!

i aint getting on no plane!

you ever heard the theory that if you get bitten by super man you can fly o.O
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KKM-Lukey
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Wink wrote
A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass of white liquid. He is so excited because he's just milked a cow. Then he takes a big drink from the glass. His father just stares at him.
"Son, we don't have a cow. We have a bull."

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#13. Posted:
BSD
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
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A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on, She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer "If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?" "ok" said the farmer, so she quickly counted them and said 91. The farmer looked around astonished and said "alright take one" As she was walking back to her car the farmer said "If i can guess your natural hair colour can i have my dog back?"
#15. Posted:
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Nazi soldier: its done sir. we launched an attack on the jews.

Hitler: WAIT WHAT?! I SAID GLASS OF JUICE, NOT GAS THE JEWS! this will get me bad publicity...
#16. Posted:
February
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

lolololol
#17. Posted:
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Thanks for helping the community!
#18. Posted:
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i spray painted my laptop black hoping it would run faster to use TTG :p
#19. Posted:
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20 more minutes guys. I've seen a lot of funny jokes this will be hard winner will be announced at 9:05pm EST. Giveaway ends at 9:00pm EST
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A woman confided to her girlfriend, My ex-husband wants to marry me again.

The friend said, How flattering.

The woman replied, Not really. I think hes after the money I married him for.
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