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#41. Posted:
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What's the difference between Yo Mama and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds




Thanks very much for the giveaway
#42. Posted:
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Good luck to everyone, unfortunately I already bought gold, so I can not be gifted
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Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke?
Son: Yeah!
Dad: ****.
Son: I dont get it.
Dad: Exactly...
#44. Posted:
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How to break up with a girl:


Guy: Have you heard of 'Other People'?
Girl: No..
Guy: Good, I think we should see it!


Hope this was original! It's a joke
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What do you call a no eyed deer?


No Eye Deeeeer (No Idea)
#46. Posted:
ip
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This is a classic.

Enjoy
The Nun in Hooters

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.'

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?'

The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'

'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!

She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'

'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?'

'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.

'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.


Now, how about that drink?'
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh
#48. Posted:
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Moksha wrote What do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh

u stole that from the gold member info page, dick lol

nice try...
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PrimeModding wrote
Moksha wrote What do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh

u stole that from the gold member info page, **** lol

nice try...

No it's a joke from Club Penguin.
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What do you call a goose a goose ..

Thanks Btw.
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