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#61. Posted:
Ceiling
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Hope i win. Thanks bro
#62. Posted:
JayCruzy
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What's big, white, and can kill you when it falls from a tree?

A fridge.
#63. Posted:
Scofield
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1) Why did Jessica fall of the Swingset?
- Cuz she had no Arms

2) Whats worst than finding a worm in your Apple?
- Finding a Finger

3) What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common?
- They are both fun until someone sees you on it.


Hahah Hope you Enjoyed them
#64. Posted:
Danny-
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Joke : Study: 25% of British toddlers know how to use an iPad.

That's nothing. 100% of Chinese toddlers know how to make one.
#65. Posted:
FaTaLVexity
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Ill be thinking of one lol.


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#66. Posted:
ttgfrank16
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i deservee gold because when i was deep in the caves in niagra fallsi found a computer which i found the gaming community TTG! i fell in love so i took it on a date then (this is getting weird:|) so lets carry on, so i finaly built my home in the caves and i had to wipe off the vines everyday off my computer cause i lived in a cave. please i can barely afford a rock, please present me with the beatiful and amazng gold member ship(ouch my fingers hurt now from the stone keyboard)
#67. Posted:
ATR
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Me: How many legs do 6 chickens have?

Friend: uh 12

Me: Alright how many eyes do 8 chickens have?

Friend: 16

Me: Alrighty how many teeth does 1 cat have?

Friend: Umm I dont know.

Me: Funny how you know about more about cocks than ****!

-Replay
#68. Posted:
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I took a girl back to my place last night.
After swallowing my cu'm she jumped up, got dressed and left.
I guess she's not used to seeing a guy eja'culate in his own mouth.

thanks for this giveaway (:
#69. Posted:
Students
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This isn't really a joke, It's a pickup line.
"Hey girl, Did you sit in sugar? Because that a*s is sweet!"
#70. Posted:
Kin
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What's the best part about dating twenty-four year olds?
....There's twenty of them
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