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#81. Posted:
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?


Because he was hit by a bus.
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Do you work at subway? Cause you just made my 6inch into a ft loong
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Why did Mexicans create tequila?
So ugly people would have a chance at having sex!

hope i win (probably won't)
but thanks for doing this for the community! (:
#84. Posted:
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A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctors surgery.

Why is your stomach so big? he asks.
Im having a baby. she replies.
Is the baby in your stomach? he asks, with his big eyes.
Yes, it is. she says.

Is it a good baby? he asks, with a puzzled look.
Oh, yes. A really good baby. the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: Then why did you eat him?
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Whats the difference between a Fridge and a Baby?

The fridge doesn't cry when I put my meat on it

Its a bit sick but maybe I thought it would make you laugh
#86. Posted:
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A man walks in a house his grandpa was dieing on the couch right before the grandpa died he said "I left 1 million dollars in the ....." And then he died trollers be trolling lol
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DesertXZombie wrote A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctors surgery.

Why is your stomach so big? he asks.
Im having a baby. she replies.
Is the baby in your stomach? he asks, with his big eyes.
Yes, it is. she says.

Is it a good baby? he asks, with a puzzled look.
Oh, yes. A really good baby. the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: Then why did you eat him?

Made me laugh grats on the gold!
#88. Posted:
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what do you call a black priest

] Holy $hit



I'm black btw and find this hilarious
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Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.
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best joke ever , justin bieber's music
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