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#111. Posted:
Ferz
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Delete my last one




A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a ****, and his owner beats him habitually.
#112. Posted:
DMNDS
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Q: How do you recycle a condom?

A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
#113. Posted:
fr8sh
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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.
#114. Posted:
Clear
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I was in the gym changing room when I saw a bloke watching me dry my bum.

I warned my mate that there was a weirdo about.

He said that maybe it was innocent and he was just waiting to use the hand dryers.
#115. Posted:
FawhsMods
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Motto: Easy & Reliable Call Of Duty Mods.
Motto: Easy & Reliable Call Of Duty Mods.
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Motto: Easy & Reliable Call Of Duty Mods.
The joke
All these fake hosters.... thats enough of a joke
#116. Posted:
0MG
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Where do you find a no legged dog?

Right where you left him.
#117. Posted:
x_cihl
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What do you call a mexican baptism?


Bean Dip
#118. Posted:
RiddIer
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Marshmallows wrote A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''


I LOL'ed. Gold? Yuhs. Grats man!
#119. Posted:
0MG
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Did you hear that Fed Ex and UPS are going to merge?

Yeah. They're going to call it FED UP!
#120. Posted:
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The only joke that i know of is women's rights XD
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