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#131. Posted:
Disguise
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Marrk wrote
Josephmsz wrote Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.


xD good one. Gold for you Grats!


Thank you! Good luck to everybody else :]
#132. Posted:
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CHP wrote dang, nice to see you giving away 14+ gifts. gl all


Thank you thank you i am giving away 25+ gifts but there are only 13 left
#133. Posted:
Kevin-Durant
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girl - baby i'm wet.
Boy - want a paper towel?
Girl - no, i want more then that ;)
Boy - want 2 paper towels?
Girl - no, baby i want somehing big and round ;)
Boy - damn you want the whole roll?
#134. Posted:
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Motto: Easy & Reliable Call Of Duty Mods.
Motto: Easy & Reliable Call Of Duty Mods.
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Motto: Easy & Reliable Call Of Duty Mods.
What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fssshh


Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

BOB
Hope you laugh
#135. Posted:
0MG
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A man walks into the doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his
nose, a carrot in his left_inner ear and a banana in his right ear.'Whats the matter with me?' he asks the doctor,The doctor replies 'Youre not eating properly.
#136. Posted:
RiddIer
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TTGsnake wrote girl - baby i'm wet.
Boy - want a paper towel?
Girl - no, i want more then that ;)
Boy - want 2 paper towels?
Girl - no, baby i want somehing big and round ;)
Boy - damn you want the whole roll?


Grats on the gold! Good one i laughed
#137. Posted:
Routers
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Im allready gold but you can gift me gold wen i run out lol hope you like this and country music is what i mainly listen to so this is so true
What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get back your wife, your dog, your truck...
#138. Posted:
DMNDS
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Why did Adam accept the apple from Eve?
Because he couldn't eat her cherry.
#139. Posted:
Ideologies
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well heres a pick up line
wanna play house? youll be the door and ill slam ya
#140. Posted:
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Yo momma so nasty she gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
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