HiiGGzY wrote

Marrk wrote

HiiGGzY wrote Do you like dragons? Cause in a minute I'll be dragon my balls on your face.

That was one of the funniest ones yet! Grats LOL

Haha thanks man! First time ive had gold

Wow 2 year member and never had gold yet? Grats then!

One day little sunny and his friend were playing by a stream. Sunny noticed a bush and went over to it. His friend couldn't figure out why sunny was at the bush for so long so he went over to the bush to have a look. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing without any clothes in the stream.
While playing, suddenly little sunny took off running. His friend couldn't understand why he had run away so he took off after him. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he had run away. Little Johnny said, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady
I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."


Thanks for the giveaway

AirNike wrote One day little sunny and his friend were playing by a stream. Sunny noticed a bush and went over to it. His friend couldn't figure out why sunny was at the bush for so long so he went over to the bush to have a look. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing without any clothes in the stream.
While playing, suddenly little sunny took off running. His friend couldn't understand why he had run away so he took off after him. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he had run away. Little Johnny said, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady
I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."


Thanks for the giveaway

Someone already said a similar joke to this.. he got gold lol

I almost pinched one off in my PJs when i read this... its a plot twist read the whole thing its not what you expect xD


>Be 16 in highschool
>Beta virgin, very very few friends
>New girl in school
>6/10, frizzly hair and really long birdlegs
>Everyone makes fun of her, calling her "Birdy" "Big Bird" "Bird Legs" etc.
>See her at lunch one day all by herself, even I have friends to sit with
>Feel really bad for her
>Build up my courage tp sit with her
>We get to talking
>Turns out we have a lot in common
>We keep in touch and eventually begin dating
>Loose my virginity to her, feelsgoodman.jpg
>My new relationship makes me more confident about life
>Begin working out more, eating more properly
>Begin expanding my circle of friends, feeling cooler and cooler
>However my gaining in popularity means my gf begins to drag me down
>Everyone starts telling me "Why are you dating Birdlegs" or " I can't believe you are you going out with that Birdy girl"
>Stupidly listen to them cuz I'm an arrogant male teenager
>Decide to break up with her
>Break up with her via text
>We get in a huge fight
>She mentions that she's been there for me since I was a loser
>Blow her off and say I don't like her anymore
>She calls me crying, I have none of it and hang up
>Feel like a boss for dumping the only girl that ever liked me
>Next day come to school feeling chipper
>Everyone's got their heads hung and looking somber
>Few girls are crying
>Wonder what's going on
>Friend walks up to me, tells me "I'm really sorry"
>Sorry about what?
>"You don't know?" he says somberly, "I thought of all people you would have heard first..."
>Heard about what **** tell me goddammit
>"I thought everyone had heard... about the Bird"
>Bird bird bird
>Bird is the word
>Don't you know about the bird?
>Well everybody knows that the bird is the word
>Buh buh oo mao mao buh buh oo mao mao

Marrk wrote

AirNike wrote One day little sunny and his friend were playing by a stream. Sunny noticed a bush and went over to it. His friend couldn't figure out why sunny was at the bush for so long so he went over to the bush to have a look. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing without any clothes in the stream.
While playing, suddenly little sunny took off running. His friend couldn't understand why he had run away so he took off after him. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he had run away. Little Johnny said, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady
I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."


Thanks for the giveaway

Someone already said a similar joke to this.. he got gold lol

gpdang it lol, can I edit it and make a new one then?

Why did the pot head plant Cheerios?

Because he thought they were Doughnut seeds!

Good luck to everybody!

YEs you can edit it or you post again i dont care lol

CallumandRobbie wrote Why did the pot head plant Cheerios?

Because he thought they were Doughnut seeds!

Good luck to everybody!

lol the only reason why i am gifting over this is cause my friend did that when he was 4 xD i will never forget it and he wasnt a pothead lol

3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

Sloth : Hey spell " me "
Girl : okay ! " m-e "
Sloth : you forgot the " d "
Girl : there's no " d " in " me "
Sloth : not yet ;)