So I was playing domination on rust and I saw a person with scavenger on. So I went behind him and stuck a tactical insersion up his asshole then blew my ass up with the RPG. So i respawned up there with an AA12 with holographic sight, So then I shot that shit right out of his dickhole.

This is a very disturbing topic. Second this is in the wrong section.

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In Estate Takedown in SpecOps... I went for cover in the upstairs bathroom and "dived" into the tub only to find a blow-up doll inside ! I told my buddy to come here and take a look and lo and behold a Juggernoob came into the house and destroyed us.... Ah well... it made my night.

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The most hilarious thing I've discovered thus far in MW2 is a little detail regarding the Juggernauts.
If you're ever prone and incapacitated with a Jugg standing right in front of you take a look at the pouch or w/e that thing is covering his...well...private area.
It says "Come get sum", lmao.
On his rear-end there's a sign that says "Kick me".
Very funny stuff!

best one >>I picked your mum up in the RUNDOWN ESTATE district of AFGHAN, and then took her up to my HIGHRISE FAVELA. We used MARATHON to get there faster then she took off her BLING & we got COMMANDO. Her CARE PACKAGE looked like a WASTELAND with a few SKIDROWs close by, I used my ONE MAN ARMY & INVASIONED her UNDERPASS. I hit the HARDLINE & PRESISION AIRSTRIKED to her TERMINAL point, she wasnt a LIGHTWEIGHT & felt like a SUB BASE on top of me. Then I heard DANGER CLOSE so like a NINJA I was done in a second & she quickly used SLIGHT OF HAND to jack me off before I RUNDOWN the stairs & SCRAMBLERed away. pm me and tell me when i win

i Rundown teh stairs

Ive seen tht one before

which one?

Well, I think he means this...

I was playing aloung in Estate when I found a SKIDROW on the S3x doll, Then we went to her KARACHI even tho it had already been in a INVASION,


Something like that?