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Good Contest?
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Dzx Gold Give-away
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Hey Everyone,
I am hosting a gold give-away for the best joke you reply with.
RULES!
First Come First Serve ( if a joke is reposted the first person to have it as a reply will be counted the "op" )
only enter once ( can always reply and converse w/o fault )
must not have gold to get a gift ( anyone is welcome to participate )
I will pm 3 winners after contest
** remember this is my judgement as to if a joke is good or bad do not flame me or anyone that participates if they win and you dont! ( had it happen last give-away )
I will end competition at 12/15/2013 at my 10Pm ( this sunday )
I am hosting a gold give-away for the best joke you reply with.
RULES!
First Come First Serve ( if a joke is reposted the first person to have it as a reply will be counted the "op" )
only enter once ( can always reply and converse w/o fault )
must not have gold to get a gift ( anyone is welcome to participate )
I will pm 3 winners after contest
** remember this is my judgement as to if a joke is good or bad do not flame me or anyone that participates if they win and you dont! ( had it happen last give-away )
I will end competition at 12/15/2013 at my 10Pm ( this sunday )
EDIT!!!!! due to the TTG Christmas stuff ima be very nice and pick 3 winners as usual and on xmas i will pick another 10 members to get gold!! so if i dont pick your name on the 15th dont worry !!!!
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Your doing a good thing ! Good that your doing a giveaway! Im not asking for gold, because i have my own(: | Im also doing a 10 person gold giveaway, so look through the general discussion forum for my post to enter
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I know i already have gold but my gold expires in 3 days.
My joke is:
Q. What do you call 12 naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A. A scrotum pole
My joke is:
Q. What do you call 12 naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A. A scrotum pole
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Thanks for giving back to the community
Heres a joke:
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Heres a joke:
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
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Are you from japan?
Because i want to get in 'Japanties'
Not really a joke but oh well aha:P
Because i want to get in 'Japanties'
Not really a joke but oh well aha:P
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Joke:
So there's a American, Russian, Mexican, and a Cuban looking off a cliff. The Cuban grabs a cigar, lights it, takes a breath then throws it off the cliff. They all say, "Why'd you do that?" He responds with, "Oh, they're everywhere". Then the Russian brings out a bottle of vodka, takes a drink then chucks it off the edge. They say, "Why'd you do that?" He responds, "You can get it anywhere in Russia". Then the American pushes the Mexican off the cliff. Everyone says, "Oh my god! Why'd you do that?" The American responds, "They're everywhere."
So there's a American, Russian, Mexican, and a Cuban looking off a cliff. The Cuban grabs a cigar, lights it, takes a breath then throws it off the cliff. They all say, "Why'd you do that?" He responds with, "Oh, they're everywhere". Then the Russian brings out a bottle of vodka, takes a drink then chucks it off the edge. They say, "Why'd you do that?" He responds, "You can get it anywhere in Russia". Then the American pushes the Mexican off the cliff. Everyone says, "Oh my god! Why'd you do that?" The American responds, "They're everywhere."
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What do you call a building full of minorities? Jail.
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I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum.....
That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lap dance.
That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lap dance.
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Hey man Idk if you know much about rednecks but I live in Alabama and this is hilarious to me!
Q: What do rednecks do on Halloween?
A: Pump kin.
Q: What do rednecks do on Halloween?
A: Pump kin.
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