This is my personal favorite.

"Me: MOM! Mom: What!? Me: make me a damn sammich!"

I throw my controller in the air sometimes. Saying HAY YOOOO! That was a hardscope!

im chris btw i made all names mentioned in this post Chris for security/privacy reasons

and most of these are things my world civ (social studies) teacher says to us during class, or some of them are off of my friends fb accounts

i feel like getting some work done...and so im is sitting down until the feeling passes.



i used to play sports. Then i realized you can buy trophies. Now im good at everything




Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper




Chris is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time




Chris is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf's a minute


Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it?... Next week.



Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.



Chrisreckons anti-wrinkle cream doesn't work. If it did, women wouldn't have any fingerprints



I just read a list of 'the 100 things to do before you die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell for help' wasn't one of them...



Chris never questions authority, he annoys authority. More effect, less effort



Chris never judges a book by its cover. She uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.




Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?"

"Reach into My pants & Grab my Disk"

im not sure if that makes sence

i throw my skittles in the air sometimes signing a ohh taste the rainbowwwwwww

Your Mum's So Fat, On Halo She Counts As A Triple Kill! ;)

Its me or CoD!.... HOLD ON BABE I HAVE A CHOPPER GUNNER!

Ok, "If you havent got something to live for, you better find something to die for"

Ill Edit And Add More As I Think Of em

"Dont you just Love the feeling, of taking your turban off after a long hard day."

(no racist'ness intended)

Telling someone to spell "ICUP" was the ultimate prank in primary school