1.Which came first? The Chicken or the Egg
2.If you "Kick it with Adidas," it wouldn't go very far...
3.When life gives you lemons, you have a terrible job.
4.Like this if you vow to never like anything ever again!

Let's just say I have 143 likes on FaceBook.

*go into a restaurant* "would you like a table?" no, we'll just eat on the floor.."
NO, You Brought It Up..Now Tell Me
"Yes Officer I did see the Speed Limit sign I just didn't see YOU"
Open a pack of gum, and suddenly everyone is your bestfriend.
I am not getting out of this bed, it is warm and it loves me
After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity

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1."If 1,000,000 people join this group, nothing will happen"

2. This is a group so lonely kids can make friends...

3. I Thought You Were Hot Until I Clicked on "View More Pictures"


4. Alcohol Improves my Foreign Language!


5. I Wish I Were Your Derivative So I Could Lie Tangent To Your Curves! ( awesome...)


6. 30 Things To Do In An Exam When You Know You're Going To Fail It Anyways! (The first thing i would do is look around for the possibility of flirting and fill the paper with self-made theories.)

7. When I was your age, we had to blow on the video games to make them work...
(I did that, but i'm not that old, its just that i had come across such hardware. )


8. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
(hahaha...imagine saying this really to somebody)


9. For those who have ever pushed a "pull" door
(I admit i did that some...Ok, many times in my life. )

10. oh shit, we had homework? ( It doesnt matter anyway. Homeworks are meant to be forgotten.)


11. When I was your age, Pluto was a planet. (Yeah! this was injustice to pluto. Seeing it is so powerless, the fanatics have suspended it forever. )

12. You run up the stairs because you think something is gunna grab you (i did this couple of times when i was kid)

13. I Use my Cell Phone to See in the Dark

14. No, I Don't Care If I Die At 12AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter.

15. I FLIP MY PILLOW OVER TO GET TO THE COLD SIDE

16. Geometry can kiss my Angle-Side-Side

17. If I were an enzyme i would be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes

18. If 100,000 people join, my fiance' will let me name my second son Spiderman

19. Join this group, invite all of you friends, and then leave.

20. Kids who hid in clothing racks while their parents were shopping

21. If 500 000 join this group I will change my middle name to Facebook

22. I Will Go Out of My Way To Step On a Leaf That Looks Particularly Crunchy

23. I Secretly Want To Punch Slow Walking People In The Back Of The Head

24. it wasnt awkward until you said "well, this is awkward". now its awkward.

25. Behind Every Doctor... is a skilled intelligent nurse that saves their ass

26. GET ME A CHICKEN SANDWICH AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES, FO' FREE!

27. Why Yes, I Do Frequently Burst Out in Song

28. I have a tendency to laugh at inappropriate times

NOTE: I will update this everytime I come across a group . I wanna test ur thing out ;)

"mom im going out" "with friends?" "no CHEWBACCA"

"your moms so fat she used cheat codes on wii fit"


hahahaha my favorite

This is the best one yet and its racist, but I created the group on FB!

Anyways, PM me if you like it or +ReP me!

Heres the phrases:

"I THROW MY HOMEWORK IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING AYYYYOOO, I'LL TAKE A ZEROOOO"

"running down the stairs on xmas and then realizing you're a jew."

"Hi, im a boy. i play girls as often as i play COD. bye."

"If you say 'Girl" fast enough it sounds like 'Make me a sandwich'"

Kendall Marchi likes If strippers are now called "exotic dancers" then drug dealers should be called "exotic pharmacist" on .

Timmy Turner Likes "Women who keep things in their bras"

"I throw my controller in the air sometimes. Saying AYOOOO! That was a hardscope!"
"Ohh thats a tan?.. I thought you got attacked by a mob of orange markers..."
"DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.YOU CALL YOURSELF AN EXPLORER"