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#21. Posted:
Rash
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will you be my girlfriend?

No messing about lads.
#22. Posted:
1975
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is your phone in your back pocket cause that ass is calling me
#23. Posted:
nostril
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Is you're name WiFi?

Cause i feel a connection
#24. Posted:
Third_Eye
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If this line were a truck, it'd be a pickup.

If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
#25. Posted:
20th
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im trying to find treasure, can i check your chest?
#26. Posted:
Rash
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Suddenly wrote Is you're name WiFi?

Cause i feel a connection


This one is by far the best! good job!
#27. Posted:
Damp
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Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a footlong

Do you live in Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
#28. Posted:
Resort
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Do you want to bang or what?
Trust me girls like assertive guys
#29. Posted:
Ftw_lobbys
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Is there a mirror inside your pants?
Cause i see myself inside them.
#30. Posted:
byPinto
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99pennies wrote I've got 2 for you.

1. do you like Mountain Dew, because I would like to mount and do you. XD

2. Did you get those pants 20% off? I can get them 100% off!


Rofl those are awesome dude. Tell my amigo, nah jks, but there pretty funny
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