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British Logic:

-18 To by Call Of Duty
-16 To into the Army

-16 To Have Intercourse
-18 To watch adult movies

-16 to Smoke
-18 to buy cigerettes.

This really annoys me. Im am from the UK.

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-18 To by Call Of Duty --- Yes 18 to buy a game rated 18
-16 To into the Army --- Yes 16 to join the junior army (No combat until 18)

-16 To Have Intercourse --- Which is ok
-18 To watch adult movies --- The clue is in the word adult which in the UK is 18

-16 to Smoke --- Not anymore ,Now the legal age to smoke in the UK is 18
-18 to buy cigerettes --- Your clue for this is in the answer above.

It's all pretty logical really !.
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GTO wrote -18 To by Call Of Duty --- Yes 18 to buy a game rated 18
-16 To into the Army --- Yes 16 to join the junior army (No combat until 18)

-16 To Have Intercourse --- Which is ok
-18 To watch adult movies --- The clue is in the word adult which in the UK is 18

-16 to Smoke --- Not anymore ,Now the legal age to smoke in the UK is 18
-18 to buy cigerettes --- Your clue for this is in the answer above.

It's all pretty logical really !.


You my friend are a genius
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This was taken from a picture on reddit like 2 weeks ago

As the first person said, you are wrong
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GTO wrote -18 To by Call Of Duty --- Yes 18 to buy a game rated 18
-16 To into the Army --- Yes 16 to join the junior army (No combat until 18)

-16 To Have Intercourse --- Which is ok
-18 To watch adult movies --- The clue is in the word adult which in the UK is 18

-16 to Smoke --- Not anymore ,Now the legal age to smoke in the UK is 18
-18 to buy cigerettes --- Your clue for this is in the answer above.

It's all pretty logical really !.


The only thing is p0rn though. So you're allowed to have sex but not watch it?

Logic.
But the rest makes sense.
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Admittedly getting completely schooled here, good job sir. :2thumbsup:
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Sempiternal wrote
GTO wrote -18 To by Call Of Duty --- Yes 18 to buy a game rated 18
-16 To into the Army --- Yes 16 to join the junior army (No combat until 18)

-16 To Have Intercourse --- Which is ok
-18 To watch adult movies --- The clue is in the word adult which in the UK is 18

-16 to Smoke --- Not anymore ,Now the legal age to smoke in the UK is 18
-18 to buy cigerettes --- Your clue for this is in the answer above.

It's all pretty logical really !.


The only thing is p0rn though. So you're allowed to have sex but not watch it?

Logic.
But the rest makes sense.



It's because a lot of adult movies depict situations that a 16 year old mind aren't mature enough for, they don't want to contort the intercourse of younger viewers.

Incase you haven't noticed, getting laid is nothing like how it is shown in porn...
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I don't understand British logic either.

Has a Monarch.
Allows Monarch to take money from them.
Claims to be a union yet it is things like the English votes that only matter.
People vote for conservatives
Rangers fans forget that they're Scottish
State funeral for Thatcher the milk snatcher

The list could go on but it's 9:30 and I'm too tired.
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Celts wrote I don't understand British logic either.

Has a Monarch.
Allows Monarch to take money from them.
Claims to be a union yet it is things like the English votes that only matter.
People vote for conservatives
Rangers fans forget that they're Scottish
State funeral for Thatcher the milk snatcher

The list could go on but it's 9:30 and I'm too tired.


So a Scot, who also pays tax going to the UK government, votes on English parties, is questioning the logic...
I'm sorry but you do realise the government is a coalition, as such you can affer that it was a split decision in 2010.
Or maybe since you are a blatant patriot you voted SNP
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Fielding wrote
Celts wrote I don't understand British logic either.

Has a Monarch.
Allows Monarch to take money from them.
Claims to be a union yet it is things like the English votes that only matter.
People vote for conservatives
Rangers fans forget that they're Scottish
State funeral for Thatcher the milk snatcher

The list could go on but it's 9:30 and I'm too tired.


So a Scot, who also pays tax going to the UK government, votes on English parties, is questioning the logic...
I'm sorry but you do realise the government is a coalition, as such you can affer that it was a split decision in 2010.
Or maybe since you are a blatant patriot you voted SNP


Check my date of birth. I don't vote or pay tax. The first time I'll ever vote will be for the referendum.
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