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Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
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Can I post another one or is it just the one
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Four more for the giveaway. (These pick-up lines are dirty 18+)
Thanks dude.
-Eyebrow
Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
I have a job for you, but it blows!
Do you have a shovel? Cause I'm diggin' that ass!
As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
I have a job for you, but it blows!
Do you have a shovel? Cause I'm diggin' that ass!
As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Thanks dude.
-Eyebrow
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I have one more for the giveaway
1) if u was my homework I'd slam you on the desk and do you all day ;)
1) if u was my homework I'd slam you on the desk and do you all day ;)
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Giveaway ends today, The winner will be picked in 10 hours so remember to enter!
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These are crude.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
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Enter quickly as winner is going to be picked very soon
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PerfectionXI wroteMy magic watch says you don't have any underwear on.
Oh, you do?
It must be 15 minutes fast.
This one made me giggle and it was just cheeky enough that a woman would maybe not find too offensive. So this one is my pick.
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People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
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Are you a care package? Because you must've fallen from heaven.
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