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I officially hate chili peppers!!!
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these stupid pieces of sh*t are my worst nightmare from my experiences over the last three days...

i must admit both of these scenarios involving scotch bonnents are my own fault but still f**k those things.

This first story is the worst pain i have experienced in my WHOLE life

Day 1. Me being 18 and not very experienced with cooking i dont have the natural instinct to wash my hands after chopping hot peppers. So i cut this scotch bonnet up and decide i need to use the bathroom BIG MISTAKE(some of you might know where this is going). I use the toilet but by the time i walk back to the kitchen my testicles start to tingle slightly...this then becomes painful and im just standing there like wtf. This soon turned into a raging fireball of pain liked Satan had just gave me a left hook to the crotch.

My natural reaction is to run to the bathroom and start applying cold water (This just doesnt help at all). i could only stand the pain for about one minute before i had to do something, apparently going in the shower is something which should be avoided because it made the pain so much worse. I ended up just curling up on my bed waiting for it to pass because i realized what stupid mistake i had just made.

Day 2. Learned from my mistakes and washed my hands (thoroughly)

Day 3. WHY DID I ONLY LEARN FOR ONE DAY NOW MY NOSE IS ON FIRE. i screwed up, dont judge me but i picked my nose (after washing my hands...apparently not thoroughly enough), the juice decided to set up shop on the inside of my nose giving me a horrible burning pain in my nose like Satan came back from holiday and gave me an uppercut straight to the nose this time. I just had to sit there for 10 minutes with a burning nasal passage while Niagara falls is pouring out.

tl:dr Dont chop hot peppers and then use the bathroom shortly after (Ever)

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Or, just wash your hands properly? Kappa
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Definitely not worth the risk haha
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Lol shit story, sounds like no fun hahha. I guess you now know not to do that (;

Used to grow habenros in my garden a while ago and that was awesome! Peppers are good for u m8
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Qwel wrote Lol shit story, sounds like no fun hahha. I guess you now know not to do that (;

Used to grow habenros in my garden a while ago and that was awesome! Peppers are good for u m8


Hopefully i learn this time and never have to experience this again lmao. i like peppers as long as the burn stays inside of my mouth haha
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maybe don't do use your hands after you touch peppers again XD
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when I saw this I thought you meant Red Hot Chili Peppers and it made me depressed.
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Oh man, that sounds awful
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TheHum wrote these stupid pieces of sh*t are my worst nightmare from my experiences over the last three days...

i must admit both of these scenarios involving scotch bonnents are my own fault but still f**k those things.

This first story is the worst pain i have experienced in my WHOLE life

Day 1. Me being 18 and not very experienced with cooking i dont have the natural instinct to wash my hands after chopping hot peppers. So i cut this scotch bonnet up and decide i need to use the bathroom BIG MISTAKE(some of you might know where this is going). I use the toilet but by the time i walk back to the kitchen my testicles start to tingle slightly...this then becomes painful and im just standing there like wtf. This soon turned into a raging fireball of pain liked Satan had just gave me a left hook to the crotch.

My natural reaction is to run to the bathroom and start applying cold water (This just doesnt help at all). i could only stand the pain for about one minute before i had to do something, apparently going in the shower is something which should be avoided because it made the pain so much worse. I ended up just curling up on my bed waiting for it to pass because i realized what stupid mistake i had just made.

Day 2. Learned from my mistakes and washed my hands (thoroughly)

Day 3. WHY DID I ONLY LEARN FOR ONE DAY NOW MY NOSE IS ON FIRE. i screwed up, dont judge me but i picked my nose (after washing my hands...apparently not thoroughly enough), the juice decided to set up shop on the inside of my nose giving me a horrible burning pain in my nose like Satan came back from holiday and gave me an uppercut straight to the nose this time. I just had to sit there for 10 minutes with a burning nasal passage while Niagara falls is pouring out.

tl:dr Dont chop hot peppers and then use the bathroom shortly after (Ever)

Must suck for you, but i was crying of laughter reading this post. Next time, i would just make sure to wash my hands.
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TheHum wrote these stupid pieces of sh*t are my worst nightmare from my experiences over the last three days...

i must admit both of these scenarios involving scotch bonnents are my own fault but still f**k those things.

This first story is the worst pain i have experienced in my WHOLE life

Day 1. Me being 18 and not very experienced with cooking i dont have the natural instinct to wash my hands after chopping hot peppers. So i cut this scotch bonnet up and decide i need to use the bathroom BIG MISTAKE(some of you might know where this is going). I use the toilet but by the time i walk back to the kitchen my testicles start to tingle slightly...this then becomes painful and im just standing there like wtf. This soon turned into a raging fireball of pain liked Satan had just gave me a left hook to the crotch.

My natural reaction is to run to the bathroom and start applying cold water (This just doesnt help at all). i could only stand the pain for about one minute before i had to do something, apparently going in the shower is something which should be avoided because it made the pain so much worse. I ended up just curling up on my bed waiting for it to pass because i realized what stupid mistake i had just made.

Day 2. Learned from my mistakes and washed my hands (thoroughly)

Day 3. WHY DID I ONLY LEARN FOR ONE DAY NOW MY NOSE IS ON FIRE. i screwed up, dont judge me but i picked my nose (after washing my hands...apparently not thoroughly enough), the juice decided to set up shop on the inside of my nose giving me a horrible burning pain in my nose like Satan came back from holiday and gave me an uppercut straight to the nose this time. I just had to sit there for 10 minutes with a burning nasal passage while Niagara falls is pouring out.

tl:dr Dont chop hot peppers and then use the bathroom shortly after (Ever)

Must suck for you, but i was crying of laughter reading this post. Next time, i would just make sure to wash my hands.


The importance of washing your hands after touching spicy chilis needs to be taught from a young age, i wouldnt of had this problem then haha
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