Qwel wrote Lol shit story, sounds like no fun hahha. I guess you now know not to do that (;

Used to grow habenros in my garden a while ago and that was awesome! Peppers are good for u m8

TheHum wrote these stupid pieces of sh*t are my worst nightmare from my experiences over the last three days...

i must admit both of these scenarios involving scotch bonnents are my own fault but still f**k those things.

This first story is the worst pain i have experienced in my WHOLE life

Day 1. Me being 18 and not very experienced with cooking i dont have the natural instinct to wash my hands after chopping hot peppers. So i cut this scotch bonnet up and decide i need to use the bathroom BIG MISTAKE(some of you might know where this is going). I use the toilet but by the time i walk back to the kitchen my testicles start to tingle slightly...this then becomes painful and im just standing there like wtf. This soon turned into a raging fireball of pain liked Satan had just gave me a left hook to the crotch.

My natural reaction is to run to the bathroom and start applying cold water (This just doesnt help at all). i could only stand the pain for about one minute before i had to do something, apparently going in the shower is something which should be avoided because it made the pain so much worse. I ended up just curling up on my bed waiting for it to pass because i realized what stupid mistake i had just made.

Day 2. Learned from my mistakes and washed my hands (thoroughly)

Day 3. WHY DID I ONLY LEARN FOR ONE DAY NOW MY NOSE IS ON FIRE. i screwed up, dont judge me but i picked my nose (after washing my hands...apparently not thoroughly enough), the juice decided to set up shop on the inside of my nose giving me a horrible burning pain in my nose like Satan came back from holiday and gave me an uppercut straight to the nose this time. I just had to sit there for 10 minutes with a burning nasal passage while Niagara falls is pouring out.

tl:dr Dont chop hot peppers and then use the bathroom shortly after (Ever)

Continuous wrote

TheHum wrote these stupid pieces of sh*t are my worst nightmare from my experiences over the last three days...

i must admit both of these scenarios involving scotch bonnents are my own fault but still f**k those things.

This first story is the worst pain i have experienced in my WHOLE life

Day 1. Me being 18 and not very experienced with cooking i dont have the natural instinct to wash my hands after chopping hot peppers. So i cut this scotch bonnet up and decide i need to use the bathroom BIG MISTAKE(some of you might know where this is going). I use the toilet but by the time i walk back to the kitchen my testicles start to tingle slightly...this then becomes painful and im just standing there like wtf. This soon turned into a raging fireball of pain liked Satan had just gave me a left hook to the crotch.

My natural reaction is to run to the bathroom and start applying cold water (This just doesnt help at all). i could only stand the pain for about one minute before i had to do something, apparently going in the shower is something which should be avoided because it made the pain so much worse. I ended up just curling up on my bed waiting for it to pass because i realized what stupid mistake i had just made.

Day 2. Learned from my mistakes and washed my hands (thoroughly)

Day 3. WHY DID I ONLY LEARN FOR ONE DAY NOW MY NOSE IS ON FIRE. i screwed up, dont judge me but i picked my nose (after washing my hands...apparently not thoroughly enough), the juice decided to set up shop on the inside of my nose giving me a horrible burning pain in my nose like Satan came back from holiday and gave me an uppercut straight to the nose this time. I just had to sit there for 10 minutes with a burning nasal passage while Niagara falls is pouring out.

tl:dr Dont chop hot peppers and then use the bathroom shortly after (Ever)

Must suck for you, but i was crying of laughter reading this post. Next time, i would just make sure to wash my hands.