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I broke my stove.
I eat so much frozen food that I out a pizza in the oven and the heating element literally exploded into pieces atter years of extreme mental abuse.
It cost me $80 to get a new one, now im drinking myself to a deep slumber.
Have you ever broken a kitchen appliance because your so fat??
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I was drunk, no im not depressed. I'm just a happy drunk xD <3
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I eat so much frozen food that I out a pizza in the oven and the heating element literally exploded into pieces atter years of extreme mental abuse.
It cost me $80 to get a new one, now im drinking myself to a deep slumber.
Have you ever broken a kitchen appliance because your so fat??
-UPDATE
I was drunk, no im not depressed. I'm just a happy drunk xD <3
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I was in a state of mind in high school where I felt just like you. I always wanted to eat because I was either bored, or it was the only outlet that would make me feel happier.
It's not the answer. Eventually, you will stall and go into an even deeper depression than you find yourself in right now. My advice would be to take a step back and think about fitness and health. When I changed my life it brought me a lot of positive vibes in my life outside of controlling my caloric intake.
PM if you need more help op.
It's not the answer. Eventually, you will stall and go into an even deeper depression than you find yourself in right now. My advice would be to take a step back and think about fitness and health. When I changed my life it brought me a lot of positive vibes in my life outside of controlling my caloric intake.
PM if you need more help op.
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That sir, is impressive. I had a ceramic bowl that I used to heat everything that exploded in the microwave from overuse, idk about mental abuse however honestly!
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update, i'm not mentally unstable I just love drinking lmfao. Thanks for the moral support ;) I don't recall making this post!
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I actually set the kitchen on fire as a young one coming home drunk and left the chip pan and oven on
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wasn't me, but my mum was cooking and she dropped the mince on the floor when moving the pan, she got angry and smashed the pan down onto the glass screen so now the top of our oven has a massive gaping hole in it lmao
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WiII wrote wasn't me, but my mum was cooking and she dropped the mince on the floor when moving the pan, she got angry and smashed the pan down onto the glass screen so now the top of our oven has a massive gaping hole in it lmao
Now it's hole matches your mothers.
Not an appliance, but i broke the kitchen worktop off of the wall by sitting on it frequently
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LOL CHEERS TO THE FAT DRUNKS
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I always drunk tweet stuff and in the morning I find out the damage I've done
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Last time i got drunk i ended up with a lot of girls numbers on my phone
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