bascially my brother accidently hit me in the head with a golf club:( i nearly went into a coma, but im goooood now

i was molested by jeffrey dahmer
hahahaha

I've almost been hit by a car many times and I crashed on my dirtbike and no one came for like 10 minutes and I lost a lot of blood lol.

o and another one was when i was 1 i think and i fell down the stairs when i was in my walking think i think and i fell don it and my grandma had a class cat and when i fell my nose hit it and it cut my whole nose off almost it was hanging and there was blood every where my mom said

I would say the closest "near" death experience for me was when I got jumped in boston, I was only 10 so guess what i couldnt do for the next 3 weeks? walk in the city fml.

Olliefaheed wrote I would say the closest "near" death experience for me was when I got jumped in boston, I was only 10 so guess what i couldnt do for the next 3 weeks? walk in the city fml.

haha thats funny a city a near death experience

well when i was 5 years old i got out the back of my house with my brother and my dog and crossed a busy main road i ran out and a big lorry neary hit me but lucky my dog jumped out and pushed me out the way and my dog got hit by it and crushed hes paws thats y i love dogs saved my life

skipped school got caught.
fell through the roof hanging
above a glass table.
all in the same day
before i got caught
almost DIED Twice

i got stabbed and in a fight when i was 13 and if they paramedics hadn't got there in another 5 mins id be dead... and when i was 7 i got rain over by my four wheeler and the front and back left tires almost ran my head over and it road my arm over o and the tires were only 9ins away

I was walking to school and a truck came round the corner and the back came out and nearly hit me in the head but I dodged it and got down.

I fell in a ice river but my dad saved me :']

And when I was crossing the road a van was speeding on the main road and hit my leg when I put it out and he speeded off, some fast car behind it started beeping at him