two vampires walk into a bar and the bartender asks them what would they like to drink and one vamppire says il have a bloody marry and the other says il have some hot water the bartender comes back with the bloody marry and the hot water the vampire that orderd the hot water takes out a bloody tampon and the bartender ask what are you doin and the vampire says having some tea

Guy Says: Wanna hear a joke about my penis, oh wait its to long
Girl replies: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina, oh wait you'll never get it
Ownd

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?

ok theres this beutiful princess and 3 princes her father is testing them he lays down razor blades on her vjj and he says to them whichever doesnt have cuts down there may marry my daughter
prince 1 drop ur pants -get out u have cuts everywhere
prince 2 drops hes like omg thats huge but u have cuts too
prince 3 drops ok there are no cuts there u may merry her
king says ask her to marry you /and he cant y






answer: he has cuts on his tongue

lol here is an original one 8)

what is the best part of a girl ghost

her BOObies

yes this is the dumbest joke ever

your moms like a house everyone comes inside

my dicks so big i use a hefty bag as a condom

Warning, a little racist ***

Did you know there is a new pregnancy test for black women, all they have to do is shove fried chicken up there vagi.na for 60 seconds and take it out.
If half of its gone then your pregnant with a little nigg.er (jokes )

P.S im half black and half Italian
haha

-sirTangel

1.Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

2 What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.


3there were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.

The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second

When she sat down, her friend said Hurry up it's starting to rain and the tops down


4Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Little Johnny Has a gambaling problem and his dad told his teacher about the problem and the teacher said I think I can break his gamboling problem so the next day at school little Johnny went to his teacher and said I bet you $20 you have a mole on your butt and the teacher took that bet and she had no mole so Johnny paid his teacher $20 then later that night his teacher called his dad and said I think I stopped his gambaling problem and his dad said no I just lost $100 to him cause we bet that he would not see your butt today

Q-How do people in Africa make roads?
: )
A-lay down the black people and make them smile.