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If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?
* You only get laid once.
* You only get eaten once.
* It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
* You share your box with 11 other guys.
* But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

So cheer up.....Your life ain't that bad!!!
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I really don't enjoy SEX jokes such as pen ace balls uraines and such
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Hugh G. Rection hahaha and what do black people get for christmas? ... your bike
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-0wNy0u_OriGiNaL- wrote I really don't enjoy SEX jokes such as pen ace balls uraines and such


Maybe you should tell us what you like...


What do you call a Mexican who had his car stolen?
Answer: Carlos

What do you call a building full of mexicans?
answer: jail

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What do you call a black hobo driving a plane?


A pilot.
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Anybody else come on I know you want to
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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J0sh31198 wrote Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "Im lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
Hahahaha LOL
202020202020
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Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.

OR

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide
Good Day!
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RedBullx199 wrote 1) Go to Google Translate and

2) Type in "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" then

3) English to Vietnamese

4) Copy paste the Vietnamese words

5) Vietnamese to English

6) Laugh

nice one
but we all know that
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