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Your moms like a double barrel shotgun, to cocks and she ready to blow.
Your moms like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
Your moms like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
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ok ill have to explain it
ok so my brother said something about molesting.
so i said michal jackson raped me and paid me not to tell anyone and hes like me too! and i said you know that song thriller that was about me.
you had to be there though
ok so my brother said something about molesting.
so i said michal jackson raped me and paid me not to tell anyone and hes like me too! and i said you know that song thriller that was about me.
you had to be there though
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Man:I bet i can make u say purple
Woman:Try me
Man:Whats 1+1
Woman:2
Man:2+2?
Woman:4
Man:I told u i could make u say 4!
Woman:No u said u could make me say purple
Man:YOU SAID PURPLE!!!!!!
Owned!
Woman:Try me
Man:Whats 1+1
Woman:2
Man:2+2?
Woman:4
Man:I told u i could make u say 4!
Woman:No u said u could make me say purple
Man:YOU SAID PURPLE!!!!!!
Owned!
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BeastfulEagle wrote Man:I bet i can make u say purpleDude that was good and funny
Woman:Try me
Man:Whats 1+1
Woman:2
Man:2+2?
Woman:4
Man:I told u i could make u say 4!
Woman:No u said u could make me say purple
Man:YOU SAID PURPLE!!!!!!
Owned!
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A money joke.
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would
there be any "we" in the first place."
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would
there be any "we" in the first place."
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A bus driver ask a man with no legs how yea getting on
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A truck driver is driving through a little town in Georgia wit a truck load of bowling balls. In this town there is 2 state troupers who hate truck drivers with a passion. The truck driver sees the two and turns off at the next exit. He sees a little black boy on a bike hitch hicking he picks up the little boy but tells him, "you cant ride up here but you can ride in the back. So he put's the little black boy and his bike in the back and get's back on the interstate. the two state cops see him again and pull him over they start giving him hell just looking for something to write him up for. They can't find anything so they are about to let him go then one says to the other, "We forgot to check the back." So one goes to the back opens the doors, slams them back comes up to the truck driver. The cop is whiter than a ghost and scared as hell, and says "Get the hell out of my town, get the hell out of my county, get the hell out of my state and don't ever come back." So the truck driver leaves. when they get back into the car one looks at the other and says "what the hell did you see back there?" the other says, "That guy was carring a truck load of black babys and one had already hatched and stolen a bike".
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Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Heres a blonde Joke:
A blonde and a brunette jump out of an airplane without any parachutes. Who hits the ground first?
The brunette because the blonde stops and asks for directions xD
A blonde and a brunette jump out of an airplane without any parachutes. Who hits the ground first?
The brunette because the blonde stops and asks for directions xD
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Chuck Norris gave high-five to a snake !
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whats the last thing u want to find in ur kids underwear.
Michel Jacksons outher glove
Michel Jacksons outher glove
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