Nothing much has really happened me but i once broke my arm playing football

zwkdxtjsharpyz wrote i had a double ahernia about 2yrs ago and was dead for 14mins and somthing so ive got 2 birth cerficuts and a death certificut ill post proof if everyone wants to see 1

show it dude please

Beattie_2011 wrote Nothing much has really happened me but i once broke my arm playing football

lol u fail joining today lol

I havent told too many people about this because its pretty bad but here it is, I was driving home from work one day and at a bridge junction above the motorway someone tried to car jack me, He put a 50cal Magnum to my head and shot it, it hurt pretty bad but thats not the worst part, it penetrated through to my car engine and it blew up shortly after. I managed to stumble out from my car whilst i was covered in flames but the man was pretty annoyed so he stabbed me 12 times and slit my throat. I stumbled out into the road and got hit by 3 cars. The third car sent my flying off the bridge onto the motorway. More cars hit me and i rolled down a hill into a canal. I managed to swim to the top but then a Lion came out of nowhere and ripped my stomach open. I tried to escape but i fell into some barbed wire and got both my legs cut off. I then got struck by lightning. I managed to crawl into the hospital and luckily i've healed all my wounds. I do still have a few scars though.

I once nearly drowned while rock climbing the current took me under and my mates dad pulled me out

younglinkcon1 wrote

Beattie_2011 wrote Nothing much has really happened me but i once broke my arm playing football

lol u fail joining today lol

you fail joining about 3 months ago and only having 66 posts

-Darkness- wrote I havent told too many people about this because its pretty bad but here it is, I was driving home from work one day and at a bridge junction above the motorway someone tried to car jack me, He put a 50cal Magnum to my head and shot it, it hurt pretty bad but thats not the worst part, it penetrated through to my car engine and it blew up shortly after. I managed to stumble out from my car whilst i was covered in flames but the man was pretty annoyed so he stabbed me 12 times and slit my throat. I stumbled out into the road and got hit by 3 cars. The third car sent my flying off the bridge onto the motorway. More cars hit me and i rolled down a hill into a canal. I managed to swim to the top but then a Lion came out of nowhere and ripped my stomach open. I tried to escape but i fell into some barbed wire and got both my legs cut off. I then got struck by lightning. I managed to crawl into the hospital and luckily i've healed all my wounds. I do still have a few scars though.

OMFG I laughed so hard at this.

i had a account but forgot my user name i started posting like today

[quote="MrPerfect209"][quote="-Darkness-"]I havent told too many people about this because its pretty bad but here it is, I was driving home from work one day and at a bridge junction above the motorway someone tried to car jack me, He put a 50cal Magnum to my head and shot it, it hurt pretty bad but thats not the worst part, it penetrated through to my car engine and it blew up shortly after. I managed to stumble out from my car whilst i was covered in flames but the man was pretty annoyed so he stabbed me 12 times and slit my throat. I stumbled out into the road and got hit by 3 cars. The third car sent my flying off the bridge onto the motorway. More cars hit me and i rolled down a hill into a canal. I managed to swim to the top but then a Lion came out of nowhere and ripped my stomach open. I tried to escape but i fell into some barbed wire and got both my legs cut off. I then got struck by lightning. I managed to crawl into the hospital and luckily i've healed all my wounds. I do still have a few scars though.[/ fake dude fake

and wen i was 9 my 7 year old bro got stabed the killer made me watch the he shot me and stabed me now i live by meslf dude dnt tlk shit bout me dude life suks ffor me all ready jerk