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If I jumped on your back would you beat me off?
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do u like poles?? want one!!
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Can i stick my USB in?
How big's your Hard drive?
You dont have any Virus do you?
How big's your Hard drive?
You dont have any Virus do you?
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Possibly the greatest pickup line ever. From A Beautiful Mind.
I find you attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me... indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities... before we have sex. I am proceeding with these activities, but in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible.
[pause]
Are you gonna slap me now?
Dare i say ive tried this.
I find you attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me... indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities... before we have sex. I am proceeding with these activities, but in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible.
[pause]
Are you gonna slap me now?
Dare i say ive tried this.
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My love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
Do you have a library card? 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
Are you a gardner, 'cos I want to put your tulips and my tulips together.
You've got all the curves, and I got all the angles.
Are your parents retarded? 'cause you sure are special.
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.
If you and I were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks!
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Do you have a library card? 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
Are you a gardner, 'cos I want to put your tulips and my tulips together.
You've got all the curves, and I got all the angles.
Are your parents retarded? 'cause you sure are special.
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.
If you and I were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks!
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mrmacgee wrote Lets play soldiers. I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
Lets play carpenter. We first get hammered then we bang.
Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
Is your dad a terroist? Cause your the bomb.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water.
Did you fart? Cause you blow me away.
Thats all for now.
Spread the Wealth
haha that soldier one is amazing!
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KinkyTurtle wrote My love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
Do you have a library card? 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
Are you a gardner, 'cos I want to put your tulips and my tulips together.
You've got all the curves, and I got all the angles.
Are your parents retarded? 'cause you sure are special.
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.
If you and I were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks!
Your avatar makes me sick
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Mawlud wrote
Your avatar makes me sick
You avatar makes me go all yellow and start shouting out random stuff like kameeeee nd stuff. Its wierd? Maybe i need help?
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Hey guys i will be updating this post with the pick-up lines after awhile. Im going out to dinner with some friends!
ill try some of these pick up lines while im out! 8)
ill try some of these pick up lines while im out! 8)
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IS ur dad a baker?
Cause your a cutie pie
Ok thats mine
Cause your a cutie pie
Ok thats mine
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